Recent content by Stormshadow243

Wow, what a feeble mind you have. To think that it only took one person's opinion to sway you. Bravo.

It's actually "I have no mouth and I must scream"

No mention of the Fear Effect games?

I'm curious Yahtzee, since you've played Chains of Olympus, do you believe that Kratos in some small way deserves the humanizing they try to force feed his character in the last hour or so of the game? For the better part of the trilogy, like you mentioned, Kratos is pretty much a nihilistic...

Mic troubles again? Or is it allergies? Damn funny review though. The Nathan Drake/Kratos thing was pretty funny, as well as the balloon animal intestine bit. I will say that for all the liberties that God of War takes with Greek mythology, it remains strangely accurate in weird ways, like what...

The Move will only be worth it if the games are more than damn eyetoy extension. But if Sony does show that the Move can be used in awesome and non-cumbersom ways, Wii owners might be thinking of spending the extra money on a second console for the prettier games, and the other stuff it can do...

Uh, if I disagree, I'm definitely going to argue the point with you...

They haven't raped anything. Some stuff has been retconned, but that's happened through WarCraft regardless of it was an MMO or not.

I like the War design, but I get it's not for everybody. My only real question is, what should a video game adaptation of War like?

The only game that's a blatant God of War rip off on that entire line up was Dante's Inferno. Bayonetta is closer to DMC and Darksiders is closer to Zelda. So what the fuck was the point of that slide?

Darksiders is awesome in what it does. If you're comparing the two directly you've clearly missed the point of the game.

Funny review, but I have the game and I've frankly enjoyed it from start to finish. For me, originality is always good, but if you can have an amalgam of other things and make them work together, that's just as fun. 2 small things though: 1) War's personality: He's fucking War, what else...

I wonder if people realize that James Cameron came up with the Space Marine with "Aliens" back in the 80's.

If that was the case than the only thing that would make an RPG an RPG is that it has stat building. Otherwise every game is an RPG. Ninja Gaiden is an RPG, Zelda is an RPG, Halo is an RPG, because you are as you said "playing a role assigned to you". Seems much less interesting when you look at...

Yeah, I'm actually enjoying the snow here you smarmy douche-nozzle. Still, I can't blame you one bit. Enjoy the holidays Yahtzee.