Recent content by SuperGilfer

To my left at this moment is a fully functional M16A4 assault rifle with a magazine that is actually a portal to an alternate dimension where everything is made out of 5.56 rounds! Except there isn't. Actually, I have a large assortment of items to my left including, but not limited to, a...

Warning: Subject is a (somewhat) polite, (sorta) funny, (mostly) mentally stable individual with occasional self-depreciative tendencies. Seriously. Don't know why he even bothered with a label. .... ...Yeah, that sucked. Let's turn the silly up a notch. CAUTION: Improper handling...

1: Darth Sidious/The Emperor from Star Wars 2: Sousuke Aizen from Bleach 3: Light Yagami from Death Note With this team, a 5 second life expectancy would be pretty fucking generous. Another team that my sister suggested is: 1: Loto (like the guy with all those descendants) from...

Holy shit, seriously? I've gotta give that a shot.

In Half-life 2, during whatever level it is where you get to control all those antlions, when you have to fight the two choppers at once, with maybe one or two spots of viable cover, and an ammo supply out in the fuckin' open, far away from any cover, with these stupid fucking rockets that fly...

Bring Teddy Roosevelt to life and beat him to death with a rubber chicken. Especially difficult considering he's more badass than Chuck Norris. [http://www.cracked.com/article_15895_the-5-most-badass-presidents-all-time_p5.html] I'd also like to tear a tank into scrap with a lawn chair. Just...

I'd like my coffin to be loaded with military-grade explosives, set someplace where everyone can see it and, well, you know the rest.

But you can run 50 miles an hour down the street, run up a building, jump off, and start FLYING THROUGH THE SKY and the military doesn't get suspicious until you land, and that's only because you broke the pavement. Subsequently, if you happen to bitchslap a random civilian then you'll be so...

They're going to give a guy a bow and some arrows with flyers tied on the end, and make him shoot people with them. Nothing could possibly go wrong!

Yay, someone else who does this! My imagination broadcasts in the mental equivalent of 1440HD, which makes it very easy for me to get immersed in what I'm reading, especially if it has some really bizarre or flippin' awesome scenes in it (like the Artemis Fowl series, or Discworld).

Results for "George": I don't even have a girlfriend. These are the only three I found for my real name. The one result I found for "Gilfer" is...less impressive (read: extremely nauseating), and as such I will not be posting it. Look it up yourself if you have to know.

Your most favorite kind, or your least favorite kind? OT: Getting shot with a blank cartridge.

In Pokemon Pearl, fighting the Veilstone Gym Leader Maylene. I had just beaten her first 2 Pokemon, so she was down to just one. My team had taken something of a pounding, but I was fairly confident I had could finish her off. Then she sends out a Level 30 Lucario (which was about 3 levels...

I dunno about this being my theme song, per se, but I do think it would be boss if this were to play whenever I enter a room, and it seems like that's all that really matters. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQZC-th2BIs&feature=related

Actually, my main team consists of "Fwoooosh!!", "Hiiiyaaa!!", "Kerzaaap!!", and "Caaaww!!" Battling always make me chuckle because whenever the Trainer tells a Pokemon to do something, it looks like he's just making random noises. God only knows what the looks on my opponents faces must be...