Your funeral.

[Free Thinker]

How would it be planned?
Who's giving the eulogy and how are your remains being "disposed" of?

At my funeral, I'd want Neil Patrick Harris giving the eulogy and as for my remains...viking funeral.
Put my body dressed in regal robes, surrounded by my most cherished belonging in a remade viking warship. And off in the distance, a skilled marksman with a bow will shoot a flaming arrow at the boat.

 

[delet]

I'll probably want to be cremated, but if I'm not, I want the HokeePokee played during my funeral.

Longest. Funeral. Ever.

 

[CoverYourHead]

I'd like my casket to be fired into a black hole.

Beats the crap out of a burial.

 

[DefunctTheory]

They have to play AC/DCs 'High Way to Hell' when they carry me to the grave.

I'm serious. Its in my death paperwork.

 

[anthony87]

I want people to try and be happy. None of that depressing church music or bullshit eulogy where people say all the nice things they couldn't tell you when you were alive.

Seriously, if we as a species cared about the living as much as we care about the dead then the world would be a much better place.

 

[grimsprice]

If my ashes aren't dumped on the surface of the moon with a good view of the earth I WILL HAUNT SOME BITCHES.

 

[Chicago Ted]

Already have it planned out:

1) Die
2) Be cremated
3) Have ashes mixed with gunpowder
4) Have gunpowder/ash mix placed in a variety of fireworks
5) Most... Awesome... Funeral... Ever... Of all time...

 

[Marter]

I haven't thought enough about it. I'm not planning to die any time soon, and once I do, the people going there should plan it, as they are the ones that have to sit through it. Then they could all be happy.

 

[Aura Guardian]

 

[Blind Sight]

I want my body to be rewired into a cyborg techo-zombie, so I guess funerals are out, but I guess I'd like the doctors to wear gloves while they replace my arm with a particle accelerator cannon.

Already have it planned out:

1) Die
2) Be cremated
3) Have ashes mixed with gunpowder
4) Have gunpowder/ash mix placed in a variety of fireworks
5) Most... Awesome... Funeral... Ever... Of all time...

You wouldn't happen to be a Hunter S. Thompson fan, would you? Cause that's pretty much how his funeral went.

 

[oppp7]

Spring-loaded coffin. I want my corpse to go flying.

I also want my body stuffed so that my expression is one of utmost horror.

 

[The Bum]

Simpel i'll go the way the celts and my other anstors did, thorw on a ship with all my stuff,put out to sea,burned

 

[octafish]

Like Woody Allen, "Some people hope to achieve immortality through their writing, I plan to achieve it by not dying." or alternatively...

Your Funeral... My Trial

 

[mad825]

meh, stuff any type of funerals, I am donating my body to anyone and they can have it all for all I care however I did mention one thing specific in my will, that if there is anything leftover from the donation I would like it to be thrown in a ditch by the side of the road..no joke

 

[TwistedEllipses]

I'd like to be buried without a coffin because I'm paranoid about global warming and cremating seems a worse option than becoming fertilizer.

I would also like my body to be used to implicate my nemesis-es (nemesi?) in my supposed murder because I like to hold grudges...

 

[Chamale]

I want a cheap funeral. Cheap casket, cheap burial, I don't want my family wasting money on a corpse.

I don't want anyone to bullshit little kids about death. Don't tell them I went to a farm, or went to Heaven, or went to live underground. Tell all the kids who knew me that I fucking died, and explain what that means.

I don't want any monuments with religious symbols on them. I'm an atheist, so burying me under a cross would be like a Christian getting an Islamic moon on their grave. If I die in a major disaster, I want my next of kin to ensure the memorial either has no religious symbols, or that it has a symbol for every single faith that lost a member in the disaster.

 

[SuperGilfer]

I'd like my coffin to be loaded with military-grade explosives, set someplace where everyone can see it and, well, you know the rest.

 

[Aedrial]

I would LOVE to be burnt on a pyre and if I can't do that, cremated and have parts spread to various points on the globe, so when the lines link up they make a picture. ^_^