Your funeral.

[wordsmith]

Seems like a decent place to ask... my time keeping is rubbish, and I'm forever being told "you'll be late for your own funeral". Can someone actually point out how this is a bad idea? Hell, I'm actually intending to forget that my funeral is happening at all, meet up with everyone after instead. "What? What's with the look?" "dude, we just went to your funeral" "Oh shit! I knew I was meant to do something today! Look, can we reschedule or something?"

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

I want my remains entombed beneath a 25m statue of me, build on the land of my childhood home. At random times this statue will play recordings of me hurling abuse and should be audible from 2km away.

My epitaph will read "My Only Sin Is That I Did Not Kill You All"

 

[mrm5561]

i want to be buried in a purple tux and have my hair painted green. seeing as most people look like clowns after they get filled with embalming fluid i might as well look like the clown king aka the joker. as for the funeral itself i think ill have the room lined with kegs and the song have a drink on me playing so itll be like going to my last party

 

[Halceon]

Funeral? Why would i want to die?

 

[ethaninja]

Yeah I like that type of funeral. A burning of some sort. Whether its on a boat, or on a pile of sticks. Not one for grave stones or preisty mumbo jumbo.

Or, if I was a rich bastard, get NASA to shoot me out into space in a capsual.

 

[Toranilor]

I want my coffin hooked up to some pneumatics, just so I can dance along when they play 'Thriller'.

OT: Cremated and shot out of a cannon on a pirate ship.

 

[ethaninja]

I want my body creamated in my backyard, and my head shot out of a high pressure air cannon through some fool's window.

=D That would be my third choice

 

[Popadomus Ohio]

when i die,i want people to laugh at my funeral. i'd just have them playing all my favourite songs on a stereo. when SImple Man by Lynard Skynrd comes on, my IQ appears on a screen above my coffin, going down every second the song plays. i'd want my disposal to be interesting too. i'd have them catapult me into the sea with a grenade in my mouth. then i'd be able to say i swam the channel if my leg gets found by someone in Calais.

 

[Idlemessiah]

Ah yes, funerals. Been planning this for a while now.

Deffinately cremation. No earthy decomposion for me.
And when I get round to it I'll be donating all the organs that still work since I'd have no use for them any more.

 

[SimuLord]

I want Jeffrey Ross, or someone doing his best impression of Jeffrey Ross. If they're not roasting me, my ghost is coming back to fuck their shit up.

 

[Vrex360]

Accompanied by a standing regiment of honour guards body shall be taken to be cremated in the fires of a Sangheili warship and my ashes shall be used to forge a new energy sword so that my spirit may forever be at one with the fighting prowess of the mighty Sangheili.

Spoiler

In reality probably just a regular funeral.

... Or an extremely nerdy one.