Recent content by The 11th Plauge

An army of Mk V roboscorpions? At My command? maybe i can train them to make burgers or something. I havent really thought of it

only if you hit someone hard enough with one....

Hmm, if this is to be believed, Obama is saying that reading twilight would be better than playing something like mass effect or, hell, even Mario Galaxy 2. to which I say "I'm commander shepard and vampires that sparkle are not vampires. now please go away, I am trying to nail my asari girlfriend".

Goldeneye 007 Civilization 5 Mass Effect 2 Uncharted 2: Among Thieves Grand theft auto 4

I think it says "Remember to drink your ovaltine". But seriously, asking the internet for help is like asking a flea to help stop a 5-alarm blaze; you probably should consider other options. EDIT: Ninja'd

Gabe Newell Could not be reached for comment, but has already sent his rebuttal to Jack, which is a simple 3 word statement written on a burger king napkin. it says "Make me, jack".

tie between Skarmory and lillipup. Skarmory because its a freaking terrorbird with steel swords for feathers and its a defensive powerhouse. Lillipup because it is just so freaking adroable. actually that doesnt even do it justice. look it up on bulbapedia and tell me your heart doesnt melt. in...

As TV Tropes says "Jesus was way cool", so yes.

Canada: Gonna be apologizing for Dion and Bieber for the next 20 years Kitchener-Waterloo: Think Detroit, but with less violence and more Smart People

last 2 years, bioware has made it to the finals, only to come in second place. This year, Bioware takes the Title. thats my opinion.

Stephen Fry?

Pepperoni, Bacon, Mushrooms and green olives, with a "maybe" to pineapple

not the funniest thing on primetime, but its not as bad as people make it out to make

i have no problem with them, I just dont want to hear about it myself. you can be gay, but if you dont want me spouting christian stuff, dont go spoting gay stuff as well

ive got a cordless phone, a speaker, and a USB Cable. in other words, next to nil