Recent content by the captain

i just want to know because i recognize her from something and i can't figure out where from. it's driving me crazy, i hate when i can't tell where i know someone from!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_931951&v=Qn6Isg0bmVU&feature=iv Does anyone have a clue who the girl in the live-action Metroid: other m commercial is? I've looked everywhere and can't get any info! Thanks

The black room in Mario 64 when you fall thru the top tower of the castle into nothingness.

Jesus Christ! That's a retarded commercial. I wear my seat belt all the time but it took me 2 $100 tickets to learn my lesson.

Maybe, but I'm not allowed to talk about it!

Pretty Boy Floyd ( a famous US bank robber in the 20's and 30's) was killed by the police/FBI about a mile from my house.

Letting my family pressure me into spending $5,000 USD on laser eye surgery. I like being able to see, i just don't $5,000 like it!

Yeah, she's really mature for her age. I personally think she's more mature then most 25 yr old girls i know. Also she's hot as hell, so thats a major plus for me! Plus she graduated from high school last year and we're going to be going to the same college in the fall.

I'm almost 25 and i recently started dating a girl that is barely 18 and i want to know if anyone thinks it's too much of an age difference. My friends and family are pretty much split on the issue so i'd like to know what everybody here thinks?

Doug is my favorite of all the web comics I watch.

Why change my Avatar when i have the greatest ever?

Started blond. Turned brown. And is now rapidly progressing towards bald. Thank (insert invisible man in sky's name) for Rogaine foam.

My first post was in the How do you want to Die thread.

You think you're bad then just read this. This is the worst thing I did in my entire life. In the fall of 2003, I went out with 3 friends to a bar at my college to meet up with one of their girlfriends and a few of her friends. That night I got stuck being the designated driver, and because...

the new look of the escapist.