Recent content by The Gardener

Kill everyone.

Make everything look like a penis. I am now done.

Drugs are horrible and will kill you. But it's your body, and you ahve the right to do whatever you like with it. Ads liek these provide no information on the drug, and jsut act as mindless scare tactics (and those reeeaaaaly work well on teens). So less FOX news...

Nothing. Like 9/11 truthers and the Flat Earth Society, its just a bunch of trolls letting things get out of hand.

HAHAHAHAHA AAAAAALLLLLLL AMERICANS ARE IGNORANT The Escapist makes me laugh.

Self-defense, nice job mate. He'll probably get time/a stiff fine, though.

Anti-trends, people who think themselves superior and allof and attractive because they don't like trends and shit and generally act like self-rigteous morons. Every major fad starts out as people trying to be different, don't care about being different OR being trendy. Just stop caring.

You ever read that chapter in World War Z wherein the survivor girl remembers how everyone ran north? And there were so many people doing so the highways were jammed, the animals were killed, and cannabalism rained before just about everyone died? Well, that's basically everyone who has...

If anyone was to make a WoW movie, I'd want Sam Raimi to do it. He can make bloody and violent and sometimes frightening movies without sacrificing humor. With Army of Darkness he even did straight up slapstick-fantasy, which is what I'd like to see in something like Warcraft.

The Grand Theft Auto universe, provided I was a civilian. Apparently there is BRUTAL gun control, as the civilians have no defense and criminals can buy whatever the hell they like. Plus, standing anywhere near a car when it is going more than 1 mph and you will die. You can be proposing to...

A shorter one here- When I was younger, we thought my brother was allergic to cats. So, we had fish. Goldfish, actally. THey never lasted long, though we had a perfectly fine tank and fed, cleaned and took care of them regularly. However, the worst was one day when a goldfish just...

Read the first page and lol, "Derp derp derp not in mexico im immune" and then realize that there has been a confirmed infection in Spain.

Hey Obama: Suck my machine gun. Why do civilians need assault weapons? They have the right to use the most effective weapons to defend their family, themselves and their property. A criminal does not obey the law, thusly, will have the most effective weapons they can get. So a civilian...

You seem to be missing the point. If such a plan existed, they wouldn't break into everyones house with a bunch of soldiers and take all your food, the plan would be carried out by economic sanctions, wars, and generally legal methods. According to some, the 1994 UN Biodiversity Conference...

What do you want to do? Competition, realistic defence or exercise? If you answered all of the above, Krav Maga (rare in most cities, though), Brazilian Ju jitsu or Muay Thai, which I must admit is a completely brutal martial art not for the faint of heart.