You are god.

[Neonbob]

I make a godly tesla cannon and fire it.

And also a galaxy-wide laser grid that cleanses all that is in it.

I pull a Yoda and shoot it back at you.

I coat the outside of my Death Star in mirrors.

I put a cake on the front of the beam and bounce it back to you again.

And then put 700 Ella Fitzgeralds on your Death Star to sing. Their voices shatter the mirror coating.

 

[The Gardener]

Make everything look like a penis. I am now done.

 

[Berethond]

I make a godly tesla cannon and fire it.

And also a galaxy-wide laser grid that cleanses all that is in it.

I pull a Yoda and shoot it back at you.

I coat the outside of my Death Star in mirrors.

I put a cake on the front of the beam and bounce it back to you again.

And then put 700 Ella Fitzgeralds on your Death Star to sing. Their voices shatter the mirror coating.

That don't work.
'Cos, the cake, well, you know...

I get 700 Frank Sinatras, and completely cancel Ella Fitzgerald(s).

 

[Neonbob]

I put a cake on the front of the beam and bounce it back to you again.

And then put 700 Ella Fitzgeralds on your Death Star to sing. Their voices shatter the mirror coating.

That don't work.
'Cos, the cake, well, you know...

I get 700 Frank Sinatras, and completely cancel Ella Fitzgerald(s).

Psh.
Not if it's a GODLY cake.
Hah.

And I give all the singers laryngitis and then just have a large hammer swing out of nowhere and shatter the mirror.

 

[Berethond]

I put a cake on the front of the beam and bounce it back to you again.

And then put 700 Ella Fitzgeralds on your Death Star to sing. Their voices shatter the mirror coating.

That don't work.
'Cos, the cake, well, you know...

I get 700 Frank Sinatras, and completely cancel Ella Fitzgerald(s).

Psh.
Not if it's a GODLY cake.
Hah.

And I give all the singers laryngitis and then just have a large hammer swing out of nowhere and shatter the mirror.

I throw a GODLY cream pie in your face and laugh.

I melt the hammer by blowing up a star.

 

[Neonbob]

Not if it's a GODLY cake.
Hah.

And I give all the singers laryngitis and then just have a large hammer swing out of nowhere and shatter the mirror.

I throw a GODLY cream pie in your face and laugh.

I melt the hammer by blowing up a star.

I wipe off the cream pie, and throw a godly key lime pie back at you.

And I make the supernova expand until it consumes half of the galaxy.

 

[EeveeElectro]

I get to be Morgan Freeman? Awesome!

 

[Berethond]

Not if it's a GODLY cake.
Hah.

And I give all the singers laryngitis and then just have a large hammer swing out of nowhere and shatter the mirror.

I throw a GODLY cream pie in your face and laugh.

I melt the hammer by blowing up a star.

I wipe off the cream pie, and throw a godly key lime pie back at you.

And I make the supernova expand until it consumes half of the galaxy.

I eat the delicious pie.

I make it stop and use the power to make a death ray of doom and awesomeness while I collect skulls for my skull throne I'm building.

 

[Neonbob]

I wipe off the cream pie, and throw a godly key lime pie back at you.

And I make the supernova expand until it consumes half of the galaxy.

I eat the delicious pie.

I make it stop and use the power to make a death ray of doom and awesomeness while I collect skulls for my skull throne I'm building.

I wait as its godly laxative takes effect on your godly digestive system.

And then I put a collection of 20 black holes in the middle of your death ray.

 

[Berethond]

I wipe off the cream pie, and throw a godly key lime pie back at you.

And I make the supernova expand until it consumes half of the galaxy.

I eat the delicious pie.

I make it stop and use the power to make a death ray of doom and awesomeness while I collect skulls for my skull throne I'm building.

I wait as its godly laxative takes effect on your godly digestive system.

And then I put a collection of 20 black holes in the middle of your death ray.

I swapped pies when you weren't looking

The black holes eat each other, and turn into a bunch a nothing.

I summon... the Riverdancing Chimpanzees!

 

[Neonbob]

I wait as its godly laxative takes effect on your godly digestive system.

And then I put a collection of 20 black holes in the middle of your death ray.

I swapped pies when you weren't looking

The black holes eat each other, and turn into a bunch a nothing.

I summon... the Riverdancing Chimpanzees!

Crud. That's one plan thwarted.
Makes me glad I didn't eat mine.
And I steal your skull throne to add to my skull palace.

If that's the case, I bring in a troupe of breakdancing gorillas!

 

[Shurikens and Lightning]

What is this a Will Wright game that didnt make it thru?

I would make a Creature that is Assexual and Hive Mind with sentience and they all are in an accapella band.

 

[Berethond]

I wait as its godly laxative takes effect on your godly digestive system.

And then I put a collection of 20 black holes in the middle of your death ray.

I swapped pies when you weren't looking

The black holes eat each other, and turn into a bunch a nothing.

I summon... the Riverdancing Chimpanzees!

Crud. That's one plan thwarted.
Makes me glad I didn't eat mine.
And I steal your skull throne to add to my skull palace.

If that's the case, I bring in a troupe of breakdancing gorillas!

You can't steal my skull throne ((((

To duel with my Caramell Dansen dancing chinchillas?

 

[Neonbob]

Crud. That's one plan thwarted.
Makes me glad I didn't eat mine.
And I steal your skull throne to add to my skull palace.

If that's the case, I bring in a troupe of breakdancing gorillas!

You can't steal my skull throne ((((

To duel with my Caramell Dansen dancing chinchillas?

Oh, like you can't just make another one.

I put 50000 Caramell Dansen YAHTZEES against your little animals.

 

[Berethond]

Crud. That's one plan thwarted.
Makes me glad I didn't eat mine.
And I steal your skull throne to add to my skull palace.

If that's the case, I bring in a troupe of breakdancing gorillas!

You can't steal my skull throne ((((

To duel with my Caramell Dansen dancing chinchillas?

Oh, like you can't just make another one.

I put 50000 Caramell Dansen YAHTZEES against your little animals.

Good point.

I summon people who make bad games, to beat them up.

 

[Emilie Diabolica]

BOW TO ME, MINIONS!

ahem.

or i might just put them through psychological tests and stuff. my own personal guinea-pig people!

 

[Neonbob]

Oh, like you can't just make another one.

I put 50000 Caramell Dansen YAHTZEES against your little animals.

Good point.

I summon people who make bad games, to beat them up.

See? Now you can be all happy again.
So I make myself a floating couch made of ribs.

And then put up a wall of fanboys to block your attack of bad game developers.

 

[Berethond]

Oh, like you can't just make another one.

I put 50000 Caramell Dansen YAHTZEES against your little animals.

Good point.

I summon people who make bad games, to beat them up.

See? Now you can be all happy again.
So I make myself a floating couch made of ribs.

And then put up a wall of fanboys to block your attack of bad game developers.

Sounds fun.

I equip them with the Flame Shield.

 

[Neonbob]

See? Now you can be all happy again.
So I make myself a floating couch made of ribs.

And then put up a wall of fanboys to block your attack of bad game developers.

Sounds fun.

I equip them with the Flame Shield.

It is.
Doubles as a xylophone when I'm bored.

And I triple their rage, negating all flame shields, as well as throwing in 499900 Gary Brolsmas.

 

[Berethond]

See? Now you can be all happy again.
So I make myself a floating couch made of ribs.

And then put up a wall of fanboys to block your attack of bad game developers.

Sounds fun.

I equip them with the Flame Shield.

It is.
Doubles as a xylophone when I'm bored.

And I triple their rage, negating all flame shields, as well as throwing in 499900 Gary Brolsmas.

Xylophones are fun.

I arm them with THE BANHAMMER.