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    Poll: So, my sister did just about the dumbest thing ever for a relationship

    Would you rather she declared her undying love for him while drunk? This seems like much smarter move on her part, better to ask someone out when your sober.
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    Elderly Woman Pokes Cable, Cuts Internet Access in Three Countries

    She obviously decided to show us young things how they used to hack internets in her day.
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    The Stupidest Thing You've Done

    This remind me of the time me and my friends dared each other to snort shots of Absinthe through our noses. Long story short nudity and fist fights followed.
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    The scary thread

    I saw something very similar in high school i'd be about 12. It was about these group of young kid playing on a farm and they would all get killed of in some nasty farm related way. One of the kids got decapitaed by a tractor or something another died from drinking some chemicals they found, I...
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    What do you remember from school? (ie that sense of dread)

    I remember going to school in Spain. I didn't speak the language, had no clue what was going on. I just sat there like an idiot but at least I passed german. Go me. There was one class I sat in for a year to this day I still don't know what the hell it was. Good times.. no wait..
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    i think i became a slave for 2 hours

    I'm fairly sure if you volunteer for work like this and are not on a proprer contract they can pay you whatever they want. Also if your under a certain age and still in school your not entiltled to minimum wage. At least in Britain anyway. Someone correct me if i'm wrong on this.
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    Donnie Darko is a film everyone must watch.

    It was a great film. I really enjoyed it, but I wouldn't say its a must see. I defiantly recommend it though.
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    Scotland Independance

    A lot of my family are very pro SNP, so i'm sure they will back independence all the way. Personally I don't give a rats ass. I left Scotland and the rest of Britain behind 6 years ago and have never looked back.
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    Apocalypse Lane: Episode 27: Mr. Franklin's Terrible Tale

    I love this show, it just keeps getting better. Did the Frankilns remind anyone else of Tubbs and Edward from the League of Gentlemen?
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    'Are todays kids getting more stupid or not paying enough attention in lessons?

    To be honest most kids I meet these days are pretty clued in on most things that I certainly wasn't aware of at their age, what with the internet being so accessible and computer games its suprising some of the stuff that they actually know about. Chances are they were asked these questions...
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    CBN warns that all halloween candy was cursed by witches!

    I'm off to a halloween party in about 20 minutes, so if what this guy says is true it should be a good night.
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    What kind of drunk are you?

    I become fluent in Spanish when drunk but I forget English. Its kind of a trade off. Sober i'm just a simple Scotsman, a few whiskeys down the line I become El Scotmano senor de la tequila. Good times... I think.
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    Rebecca Mayes Muses: Bionic Commando

    Right, so I just got back in from a night out and i have to say I don't like it, didnt like the first one liked the ghostbusters song but this ones no.. I'll watch it agian tommowrow or today whatever it is now, maybe i'll like it then after drink has worn off. I'm not sure at all what to make...
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    IRN BRU: What is this stuff?

    It is also one of the greatest hangover cures ever invented, second only to whiskey. Damn I need to get my arse back to Scotland.
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    First game you ever played

    Sonic the Hedgehog on the Sega Mega Drive. Damn I miss my Sega.