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Orn smiles his pointy toohted smile. "You heard the Master, men. Set those charges." As the unit progresses through the temple, they set detonation packs on the bases of all the supporting columns of the structure. They heard the explosion off in the distance and Orn smirked as he thought...

Captain Orn leads Lord Corruptus' Royal Squad, newly reinforced with more of Corruptus' hand-picked favorite troops, into the Jedi temple. Once again, the troops use the tactic of concentrating fire on one Jedi at a time. This time, however, it is taking all of the skilled marksmen firing on one...

what a dick. and no, i've never had that problem before.

Family Guy, after the Griffins go to Chinatown and meet Jackie Chan. Jackie Chan "Oh, my God, you're Malcolm in middle!" Meg "I'm not a boy." Jackie Chan "Yes you are."

yea gamestop really are a bunch of stupid twats

is having shitty spelling a symptom too or is it just that you suck? and yes i think you are going crazy

eh... parts of some of them are, but after a lifetime full of incredibly bad experiences with women (from physical and mental abuse to heartbreak) i tend to be cynical about girls being nice, or a good person, or just generally anything other than one or more of the following: a *****, a liar, a...

sex definitely i dont care if its good or not i never get any

whatever want. clone an army of hot sexy women and have fun with them play videogames watch pr0n make pr0n kill a bunch of stuff you know. Fun stuff like that.

thats all right, you have plenty of time to save up to buy them i'm looking forward to those, too. have you played mw2 yet? i have a lot of housework and not a lot of time.

Captain Orn approaches Lord Corruptus "What are your orders, Sire?"

all around me Alice in Chains

that's okay, we win at failing. any win is better than no win. i had a bad dream last night

i will not bow Prince