But That's All Right...

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, because you fell into titanium skin.
Awesome.
[sup]That's a win in my book![/sup]

I was arrested for lighting fires all over!

 

[Emperor Inferno]

Asshole! That's my job!

That's okay, you lightened my workload. Thanks, buddy.

Fail! Epic Fail all around!

 

[this_username_sucks]

that's okay, we win at failing. any win is better than no win.

i had a bad dream last night

 

[Emperor Inferno]

that's okay, you woke up. Sometimes, you can't wake up. That means you're dead, and the dream is real, and you're in Hell.
[sup]So, yeah. You're lucky.[/sup]

The two games I'm most excited about are still very long away...
[sup]KOTOR MMO and Diablo III[/sup]

 

[this_username_sucks]

thats all right, you have plenty of time to save up to buy them
[sup]i'm looking forward to those, too. have you played mw2 yet?[/sup]

i have a lot of housework and not a lot of time.

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, because you can just halfass all the jobs!
[sup]Torchlight is a good Diablo clone...it might help![/sup]

I have to wait until Christmas to get a chance to play my Xbox!

 

[Emperor Inferno]

That's okay, you have PC games to fill the gap.

Oh... ow... wow, where'd that blood come from? Ouch...

 

[Neonbob]

Hey, that's okay. You're already at the hospital.
We'll get the spike out of your thigh.

I shot someone in the face! On accident!

 

[Emperor Inferno]

It's okay, it was just a paintball gun. It hurts, but he's unharmed.

I feel like I'm very unattractive to women.

 

[Neonbob]

That's alright, there are plenty of people out there who are more repugnant.

I forgot ten of my last twelve assignments!

 

[Emperor Inferno]

That's okay, you'll make a lot of money letting scientists experiment on you about memory loss. Then you'll forget about it.
[sup]Then you'll forget where you put your money and I'll take it. So, yeah. It's all okay.[/sup]

My dog pisses on the floor a lot.

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, because at least nobody comes by unexpectedly anymore.
[sup]Not even your annoying brothers![/sup]

I lost a huge bet last night.

 

[The Hairminator]

That's alright, drink until you forget about it.

My mother just had a heart attack!

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, we all know you never really liked her that much anyway.

Someone is trying to steal your eyes!

 

[Emperor Inferno]

That's okay, my eyes are indestructible.
[sup]eyes of steel[/sup]

Ah! My partner (yes, that kind of partner) is on fire!

 

[Neonbob]

But that's okay. He's used to it by now.

Your cookies rebelled!

 

[The Hairminator]

It's alright, I ated them before their rebellion spread to the cake.

A big alien spaceship crashed on your house.

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright. I looted it before everything burned down.
Guess who has antigravity, bitches?

I ignored the call of duty.

 

[The Hairminator]

That's Okay since you still followed the Assassin's Creed.

I said hi to the girl I like and she didn't answer me back.
[small]I'm so alone[/small]

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, it's only because she's deaf. Try writing something to her.

My teeth are trying to bite me!