Recent content by TimtheBigDaddy

Stone and iron golems. Think about it, they're big, extremely strong, pretty much impossible to kill, wield large weapons that flatten anyone in one hit, completely loyal and they have no free will! What more do you want...

It's not because I'm unoriginal, but I've always pictured myself as a western dragon. Living in a cave on top of a mountain, having a vast collection of treasure, live practically forever, high intelligence. You get everything you want!

Let's start with a game that by now could be considered "Retro". The game is Freelancer, a mouse and keyboard controlled space flight and trading simulator with an EXTREMELY active modding community. People are still playing it and mods are still being created for it despite the game being...

Problems with what the father said: There are no hammers in Minecraft, or Knives (Unless you count swords) and there are no guns whatsoever in the game.

Why not both? That's what I'm planning.

I found a used, yes used, condom in my CHURCH parking lot out of all places. Shockingly, it was the girls that picked it up and threw it away.

There actually is a prequel, though I don't think it's official. It's called Starlancer. Look it up. It's interesting.

Freelancer, Microsoft was planning a sequel but the stupid retards that worked there decided to scratch the project. I also think it should be PC and XBox 360 exclusive.

I do, and I'm damn proud of it too.

Indubitably, I can't stand the little shits in real life, it would really help ease stress.

That .gip file or whatever it's called. I'm curious as to what was written in it.

I seriously believe that I am a real Dragon Born. I'm not kidding. Please don't make fun of me, I'm just stating an opinion.

These movies are such bullshit, they're so unrealistic. In a situation like that you're supposed to say something like " In the name of Jesus I rebuke you!! " and if that doesn't work get someone to do an exorcism.

Then leave and never come back if I, and the entire Escapist website make you sick, get out.

Hiring descrimination for his Aspergers Syndrome? WTF!? I have Aspergers Syndrome and so do a whole lot of other people! I think even Bill Gates had it! Holy shit there is so much conflict here.