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    So, you are now an Evil Genius!

    Allow 4chan everywhere
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    Which fictional character would you be stuck in a room with for a week?

    I would say probably the heavy just because he is the heavy maybe a protoss cause they are cool oh no wait, I could have one of the magicka guys, that would be cool!
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    "And you call yourself a gamer?!"

    To tell the truth, I don't really like playing legend of zelda and I call myself a gamer What I hate actually is when people do call themselves gamers and I ask what they play most of the time and usually they say "CoD" I mean, the game is okay, but It is inferior to Half life in...
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    A rant on PC fanboyism

    well, this thread is full of trolls so http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/121/563/i%20wub%20woo.jpg?1304928747 Well said indeed
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    Poll: A question for the Escapists from the U.K.

    I support the queen more than football The Uk is the only country with a queen (That I know of) thesedays Yeah, She doesn't do much, but I would think it isn't just for the tourism it also helps alliances with other countries because they meet the queen. I don't really like football that...
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    I blame PCs for the PCification of console gaming

    On that day, the heavens cried out in pain as the war began It started with a simple joke, a 24th letter in the alphabet cube cultist stated that internet calculating imagery triangulation projects were influencing every game, there was flaming and sarcasm and people being not very nice persons...
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    Creepiest Character in a Game

    I have to say resetti from Animal crossing He was the only character in anygame that would realise when you turn off the game I still have nightmares :(
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    Zombies: Your thoughts?

    If zombies were real, what would stop them remembering that they were once human? No game has ever touched on that and all my friends are like "When the zombie apocalypse happens lets all get trucks, guns, food and a couple of girls" and Im just there like "Dude, if the dead rose 1. they would...
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    Poll: Favourite Ponie! (thats right its a my little pony thread!)

    You sir have shown me the greatest game trailer ever
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    You are surrounded by 300 Spartans and can have two pieces of modern day equipment...

    a crowbar and some bubblegum looks like its time to kick ass and chew bubblegum
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    What Minecraft Mod would you want made?

    Dinosaurs or maybe just a tortoise
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    Random Answers for Random Idiots with Random Questions

    Why does water refesh our brains? How does wikipedia know so many facts? Why do you hate ponies? Whats the point of captchas? Why is the order on keyboards qwerty instead of abcdef? How do you know so many facts? Why are Mages the most Overpowered class? Why are Warlocks the only class...
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    What is your weird army?

    An army of gordon freemans, and captcha codes because those will definuitley confuse the enemy
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    Hacking/BOTTING on MMOs is morally superior over hacking FPS etc

    SO what your saying is that I wasted my time by leveling a warlock to level 85, learning the perfect rotations, which spells I have to use and when, what things I need to progress, what Gear have the best stats for me and all the different dungeon runs learning boss encounters are meaningless...
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    Your signature melee weapon

    Mine would be like a stick but with a giant ball on the end covered with spikes and dripping out acid, it would be red and have the ability to fly and would be vaguley transparent and it would be nearly twice the size of me