Recent content by twidget

I'm twidget and nothing goes better on a buttered English muffin than Gooseberry jam! pennant race

reporting fraud

I'm twidget and which Beatle was supposed to be the walrus? apple butter

crackpot scientist

home planet

Twidget here, wondering "Does anyone really likes diet lasagne?" powered goat horn

A little sub shop back home makes them. Fresh, sliced green peppers, onion, tomato, provolone, salami, black olives, dill pickle, olive oil on a fresh bun. Nothing much different from lots of other shops but from Moe's, it's the best there is.

eaten away

Far Side Non Sequitur Dilbert Calvin and Hobbs

I'm old and have done did a lot of stuff. What's left. 1.Throw out a first pitch at Fenway Park. 2.Lead the singing of 'Take Me Out to the Ball Game' at Wrigley Field. 3. Be on USS Constitution's deck for her turnaround cruise.

Pest control

I'm twidget and nobody wants Jury Duty, unless the trial is near that place with the really good 'burgers. anchovy paste

I'm twidget and I think Monkey Knife Fights was the oddest Discovery TV show ever on air. terminal vengeance

Death Ray

"I served in the United States Navy."