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    Game moments that caused a *FACE PALM*

    Failing that ball puzzle in Sonic 2006 for the hundredth time. Having any sort of legendary Pokemon faint/run away on me after spending a good half hour whittling it down.
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    Zero Punctuation: Holiday 2009

    Well Merry Christmas to you too Yahtzee.
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    Support Characters in games that you want to die.

    Karol from Tales of Vesperia. Always hated that whiny chicken-shit coward. Charon from Fallout 3. I had his contract, but left him at the bar because I work alone. I get into a fight at the bar because of one of the quests, and Charon tries to kill me. Asshole. Rico from Killzone 2. Probably...
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    Whats Your Favorite Death In Fallout3.

    I saw a Deathclaw walking around from a huge distance away from me, so I shot him with a Sniper Rifle. The first shot didn't kill him, so he ran towards me. All of a sudden, he just shot up in the air and appeared behind me. I didn't even get a chance to turn around before he killed me...
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    The "Loading..." Awards

    Worst loading time ever in a game: Sonic 06. Anyone who tells you differently either never played it before, or is lying. Some dudes on the Something Awful forums did a Let's Play of the game, recording their total times to beat the game, literally 2 of their 20 hours were spent through loading...
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    Mass Effect is one glitched up game.

    I've actually had that glitch before. It happened differently for me though, I got knocked down by a psionic blast, but Shepherd just wouldn't give up. His body had turned into some sort of sluggy, spiral-y, "I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream" kind of shape. I was hoping that the glitch would...
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    If you could go back to any time, with any ONE modern technology

    I'd go back in time to when the Great Wall of China was built and give the Mongols a wrecking ball, just for shits and giggles.
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    The PAIN of the GAME!

    Spending forever trying to beat all the side-quests of Tales of Symphonia: Dawn of the New World, only to find that I'm now powerful enough to make the rest of the game unbelievably easy and boring. Playing any Call of Duty game on Veteran. Beating MW2 on Veteran was one of my greatest...
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    WTF was that?

    Yeah, who could forget the "Masturbating Guards" glitch? (It's on Youtube, pretty hilarious to watch) One WTF moment for me was in Fallout 3. Apparently there's a trap in a trainyard where if you grab a teddy bear from a super-mutant camp, the game spawns a Super-Mutant Behemoth to fight you...
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    Can a guy gamer get a say in this bull?

    Well, MW2 DOES have a blow-up doll in it... coincidence?
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    Be Honest - Ever Had the Hots for a Video Game Character?

    The girls from the Ar Tonelico series. All of 'em.
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    Name the worst time or place to be an Assassin (from the AC series)

    Worst place would probably be Britain during the Black-Plague era. Can't get too close to your targets or else you'll get sick, and since the plague would kill your target before you do, you'd never get paid.
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    Do you ever think outside the box?

    Way back in Spider-Man 2, I'd used to do foot races with cars when I was bored. In Prototype, my main strategy for fighting tough enemies was to lure them into a zone of the opposite faction and letting them kill each other. In Marvel vs. Capcom 2, I was dared by a friend to play Arcade...