Recent content by Uncertain

The pointlessness annoys me. It looks like we might get it a day early at most, for which countless thousands of people would have to spend the preceding three days constantly playing games they may not particularly want to play. Surely it makes far more sense to just play/do anything you...

A single nanorobot which can manipulate atoms to create anything I choose, including copies of itself whose form and actions I shall also control. The result would be a shifting shadow cloud of malleable size and density, with no tracable link to me whatsoever. My any whim concrete, my...

Surely every Rainbow Six game ever made? I'm sure I gave up playing Ghost Recon after dying about 20 times without actually having seen a single enemy. On the other hand, there was an army base of some kind right at the beginning of Shadow of Chernobyl, and my first act in that game was to...

Certainly an interesting and well-written review, although I think people who only read it halfway will be sorely misled. I've been playing the PC version for six hours on Hardcore mode. Personally, I've found it to be beyond far more stable than Fallout 3 was at release, I've seen none of...

*stamps out flames* Knowing what's in a game before buying it is normal; "if not for the internet..." is an irrelevant point because we do have the internet, as you've noticed.

I'm inevitably thinking about why I still love Street Fighter 2 despite it having had no unlockables, and I'm pretty sure it's just because it was enjoyable to play. There was still something to accomplish in completion of the hardest difficulty, which took me a long time to finally beat...

+ 1 ton of really snazzy flotsam. I drop the Super Suit from Earthworm Jim.

+ $14,999.95 I drop Meteorain.

Pimp Cane Sugar: +10 HP, +100 stamina Gives effect: strung out I drop popular culture.

-200 HP. I drop myself.

+4 charisma. Gives skill: 'Murder Surprise' I drop Kiki the monkey from Zelda: Link to the Past on SNES.

Some of these are really funny. Wet Hammer: +20% water elemental damage. I drop a manual on elemental DIY.

Glasses: gives skill: Infravision. USB flash drive: +8GB memory. *A new flashback has been unlocked!* Pencils: double-handed weapon. Damage -12. Blinds enemies. I drop a redundant post.

Get Beat Set #2! I drop a clanger. Oh, and a sponge.

Effect: +500 attack, -99999 HP (over 1 second). I drop an elasticated codpiece and a pair of safety scissors.