Recent content by VonGentlemen

Common mistakes of aspiring DMs. 1.) Taking the road of least resistance. Face it, the statistical work is usually boring when it comes to making a campaign. Many amateur DMs forgo it anyways because they feel it takes too much time. Although it does save time in the short run, it can make...

The reason why nobody on the internet knows my name. Unless of course, they were to click on my profile. Oh shi-

Do A Barrel Roll and Delete System 32. That tends to be a good start.

Hahah, thanks for positive feedback on my joke. And I do agree with the rest, the setup is way too long for the joke itself to be a simple one liner. Unless the one liner fundamentally changes the nature of the joke, like in the "Halls Brothers Cough Drops" joke.

How to Be A Gentlemen - Part Three: Coffee and Domesticated Violence. Starring Richard Dean Anderson and Stephan Segal. I made a bad call on that one.

I would probably do something along the lines of: Cut it into pieces before bringing it back into my giant space colony located on an planet named after an equivocal word of Earth followed by a few obnoxious Roman Numerals. Once there, I would remark on how dead things seem before going...

I've got my own! So two Soviet Union members are standing in a long line waiting for food. After a few hours pass, the first shakes his head and yells "I've had enough of this waiting! I'm going to go kill Stalin and fix all of this!" before running off. A few days later, the second...

I Wanna Be The Guy: The Movie: The Game: The Movie

That's what he she said.

Which is what she said. Golly, this is fun.

I dare say I appropriate the positive reviews that my review has been getting. I probably should have done more, but I was in a rather tired mood and eager to return to my Gentlemen bed. Also, if you feel the general balanced conclusive view on the game was a bit lacking, it is for the...

There are plenty of games that give you a much tougher second play through. Take, for example the Castlevania series (A series I consider to be one of the best in existence). The game becomes remarkably more difficult when you play through a second time, even if you keep your weapons and...

Ah, chap, I do love me some Lemon Demon, what with their Satirist Love Songs and their Word Dissiociation. I listen to progressive metal, opera, advent garde and folk metal. One of the requirements for those industries is to be generally unknown.

I would go with the I Wanna Be The Guy world. Although, on the other hand, your time there would probably only last a solid six or seven or so before you explode in a shower of red pixels and possibly a hair-bow.

That would be the MAGIC OF BB CODE!