Recent content by xan_shaw

Even if humans didn't exist, the Earth would still rotate around the Sun. So yes, hours, minutes and seconds are things that we've come up with in order to mark that passing, but in reality, time does exist. Aliens from Blargon 7 may not measure time in the same way that we do, or at all, but to...

Shame that Drive Angry was truly, truly terrible then? It's absolutely nothing that Supernatural, Prison Break, Shoot 'em Up (where the whole having sex and a gunfight thing was done infinitely better with a much hotter woman) and even frickin' Ghost Rider did about 10 times better. Sorry...

They're never, ever gonna do Chaos Dwarves, no matter how much they taunt us with them. They're like the great ethereal striptease on the horizon that we'll never quite see. Of all the wacky things in the Warhammer World though, I'm glad that the mermen have appeared. I was thinking that...

I do love how almost everyone has stated that their polar opposites would be fat. I bet there's a whole Psychology Thesis about Self-Worth and Self-Image in this thread somewhere, but I'll try to come up with the anti Xan... let's call him... Nax... Nax: - Thin and good-looking - Can't sing...

A co-worker of my brother's. Both work in a pub. Brother: You look annoyed. Co-worker: He's less than a year old, he can't clothe, feed or clean himself but apparently he's a *vegetarian*!

No, Scott Pilgrim is way more of a hipster film than it is a nerd film, despite the fact it has all these video game references, it doesn't actually do anything with them other than to point them out as 'hey, these are cool at the moment, right?'

That would make Jeff a busy, busy man. And probably bring on early lung cancer.

I was surprised to see this crop up on Moviebob's page, the film came out in May here in the UK, I went to go see it twice (second time included a live video feed of Chris Morris and some of the cast being interviewed by Charlie Brooker). It's probably one of the most bewildering films I've seen...

Kudos for War Games, I would have suggested that. Revenge of the Nerds, perchance?

I'd love a vegetarian, but I'm not sure I could eat a whole one. (groan at staggeringly awful joke)

Wow, no offence to the guy who started this thread, but to me, a British person, that's like setting up a poll to ask what people are doing on the next 4th of July and listing their options as: Fighting Aliens Watching Aliens kill us all Dressing up like Will Smith and Smoking Cigars with...