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    Please Personally Tell Me What Lovecraftian Horror Is

    Hey, he does have a thousand other forms you know. Chirpy japanesse girl could be one of them. Maybe the scariest one.
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    Please Personally Tell Me What Lovecraftian Horror Is

    Humanity's insignificance in the face of the unfathomable vastness of the universe represented by a man's powerlessness in the face of something with lots and LOTS of naughty tentacles. And usually intent on shoving the incomprehensibility of infinity up said man's butt sidewise. That being...
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    On Reviews

    I hate to say this, but... Empirically, Erin has not gotten laid in the course of the comic. Ergo, her vagina has collapsed into a single state. Further, this creepily implies that it is under direct observation. Concordantly, double slit experiment/lesbian joke.
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    PS Move Wheel Somehow Adds Motion Control to Every Game

    It's also the most powerful ship in the Romulan Empire.
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    Unskippable: Atelier Meruru, Part Three

    Like if Totori was trying to resurrect her mom, Full Metal Alchemist style? That would rule.
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    You are now the God of an empty Universe.

    Big burst of light. Say: "I am... Tetsuo."
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    Unskippable: Atelier Iris 3

    My name is Four Question Marks, you ellipsesed my father. Prepare to die.
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    You've been given all the resources to make the next Mass Effect game.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGXNpfAkDLE Mass Effect: Archangel.
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    Gabe Newell thinks Windows 8 will be a catastrophe?

    I'm having trouble making the leap here, regular plain-jane Windows 8 will still let you install Windows x86/64 applications, right? I understand that Windows RT (for ARM processors) will be locked to the store. Not that that's a great sign, and they're locking down gadgets. As long as you can...
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    So, I want to build my first gaming PC

    Heh. I just built a rig using the same motherboard, processor, psu, and a hyper 212 evo+. Thus far performance has been admirable, I haven't tried to push it very hard yet in terms of clock settings and benchmarks (laziness). Skyrim is pretty forgiving, even my old computer could play it with...
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    Ubisoft down for anyone?

    Yep, its down. I switched Uplay to off line and was still able to play From Dust.
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    Violent Videogames Cause "Macbeth Effect"

    Had I three eyes, I might read thee.
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    Just built a new gaming PC, but the I/O ports....

    The inevitable question here is going to be wbat are the brand/model of all your parts? That being said, are you positive your motherboard is POSTing? Theres a self test it performs when starting up. Depending on your motherboard, there should be a read out, LEDs, or a beep pattern that...
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    Trolling, anonymity, the internet community, and you! (somewhat rant-y)

    Wait, so your brother is the problem in a story about a guy cursing at him over a game of Starcraft 2? Is this tactic a glitch that is being exploited? If not, how is different from zerg rush in the original SC? Unless theres some way more provocative in this story the dude that lost his shit...
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    White Guy, Brown Hair

    Bastion; brown guy, white hair?