Recent content by Xshu

I'm pretty sure I found all of the bonus barrels in Donkey Kong Country, but never all in one file. Come to think of it, this sums up pretty much every Rare game I've ever played.

I think nukes are probably the first weapon to save more lives than they've taken. They were used once and killed a few hundred thousand people, and since then they have prevented so many wars that the number of lives they've saved has got to be will into the hundred millions by now, if not...

I don't know, man, wines look pretty dignified if you drink them right. Some mixed drinks also do, like martinis or anything served with ice spheres instead of cubes. The only way to smoke pot and look good is if you use a really classy looking pipe, and who uses a pipe to smoke pot?

Unless you want to be like a lawyer or psychologist or something where they expect you to go to school forever to do it. Then University is pretty much required. Also, the above does not apply for programming, which is taught in Universities and will get you a job pretty quickly. But you'll...

You're seriously kidding yourself if you honestly think most Americans have ever heard the word "Yorkshire" except possibly when followed by the word "pudding". I wish those stupid, greedy, bible thumping, fat, gun toting, over-patriotic, overly-conservative, lazy, backwards American hicks...

Right: on the subject of the review, this is probably the single most disappointing review Yahtzee has ever done. I've been waiting to see Yahtzee tear this game to pieces almost as long as I've been waiting to play it myself, and he phones in a "yeah mana bar opening sorry first five hours no...

Some fun SPOILER facts about Vanille: 1. Vanille wouldn't be underaged even if she weren't 500 years old, because she was turned to crystal at 19. 2. Vanille's kookiness is a front for her terrible guilt over the fact that her job is to destroy the world and the fact her attempt to dodge...

That's the joke. Nobody thinks she had sex with God, but He did impregnate her. So they're joking around like they had sex. Seriously, getting offended by this picture should be the test for whether you're a fundie or not.

In Soviet Russia, they do drugs to get away from PSAs!

I don't usually do this because it always seems so obnoxious, but I just have to:

Does this come up for you...like...ever? You would never even know if you had the power or if whatever granted you the ability was just fucking around with you. To get it to work you would need for there to be a Hell, and for Hell to have an army, and for that army to invade at some point in...

@tahrey: tl:dr Seriously, be concise dude.

Well sure that's the point of "an insult" in the same sense that the point of "food" is to fill you up, but try eating nothing but bread for the rest of your life and you'll find yourself eating bread for a relatively short period of time. In the same way that you get different things from...

I disagree. Calling someone a ****** is quite different from calling someone an asshole, a dickhead, or any other kind of insult. Calling someone a ****** is, as has already been pointed out, an insult to someone's masculinity. When someone calls you a ******, you are supposed to get angry not...

PhiMed, you would only be right if it weren't for the fact that 99.999% of the people using the word "******" are using it to mean homosexual. They don't know how long the word has been around, they think they're calling people they don't like gay.