101 uses for a dead sonic the hedghog

[MSORPG pl4y3r]

This is not a rant or a reveiw or anything like that, its just when I saw the bit during the credits of ZP sonic unleashed I was reminded of the book "101 uses for a dead cat" and I was bored enough yesterday to make up a few of my own but my imagination fails me just now so do you have any ideas?

OH I rememberd one;
A back scracher

Not very origonal but I'm sure youse can do better.

 

[Baby Tea]

He'd probably star in better games.

You know, games where a super fast sonic is DEAD and just lying there the whole time. You can't do anything, just rotate the camera around his bloated corpse and poke it with a twig.

That'd be more fun then all of his games since Sonic 3.

 

[Resistance205]

Blue spikey shoes.....Obviously spikey on the outside. Or we could make them into football boots.

Yeah, so blue spikey shoes, and blue football boots.

 

[Fronken]

dominatrix tool?

 

[KarmicToast]

Dead Sonics = Fast Zombies. Would be a great franchise. I'm not sure what I would call the original, but I think the sequel should be called "Heads 4 Tails"

 

[TMAN10112]

I would make a fine, spikey, overcoat for myself. That would be pretty awsome.

 

[Caliostro]

Improvised battle club?

 

[SecretTacoNinja]

That'd be more fun then all of his games since Sonic 3.

Heh-hem...
Sonic & Knuckles.

This is a good idea, someone should draw it.
Uhm... You could stuff him and sell him on Ebay to all the rabid fangirls.
Then you could stuff Shadow and Tails and let the crazy fanbitches do their own real-life Yaoi!

They would do that, believe me...

 

[TheKnifeJuggler]

Burglary Deterrent.

 

[insane44]

using as a pin on your teachers seat

 

[Blind0bserver]

I think he would make a pretty good morning star.

 

[Alphavillain]

You could use his decapitated head as a coglike device to put into LittleBigPlanet create mode.

 

[NinjaSkills]

Hedgehog Stew

 

[Doug]

I find this thread strangely inviting.... use him as a warning to other characters not to get too high and mighty, else the fall is sharp.

 

[Ace of Spades]

Blue spiked weapon.

 

[Rezfon]

tooth pick, brilo pad, one of those hedgehog things you clean your feet on...

 

[Vivaldi]

Top hat?