15,000 knights are charging at you in full plate mail and all you're armed with is...

[dietpeachsnapple]

Portal gun.

Why fight when you can run?

I have to agree. Running sounds best in these situations. Hiding also sounds good too.

Huh!

...

Hadn't thought of running actually.

Hiding doubly so. If there are 15,000 in sufficient density, they will either find you... or trample you.

Or by complete random luck they would bypass you leaving you free to run in the other direction.

Why rely on luck when you can rely on bullets?

 

[Wildrow12]

Jokes on them.

Behold my GIGANTIC TAGER!

 

[Pendragon9]

Twilight: The movie.

I win by default. *watches the knights cringe in utter pain*

 

[Fingolfin High-King of the Noldor]

Enough money for all of them to be happy.

 

[CRAVE CASE 55]

The Experimentle M.I.R.V.E a nuclear shotgun from fallout 3

 

[heyheysg]

The R.Y.N.O or Zodiac from R&C

actually any weapon from R&C

 

[Kron_the_mad wants to be deleted]

A Direwolf (the Mech not the magical animal)

 

[Valate_v1legacy]

An airplane thats armed with an Fuel air bomb thingy.

 

[Da Joz]

A 2ft. double tip dildo.

 

[rampantcreature]

Magic Missile.
Oh wait...video game...hm. Then again, it must be hard to charge in full plate mail. They'd certainly be very noisy, I wonder how they ever managed to sneak up on me.

 

[Hallow'sEve]

I'd use the power of funk

 

[Canadamus Prime]

peashooters and torch woods man and lots of magnet shrooms

To hell with the peashooters, go with the Gatling peas, and throw in some Chompers to be esp. vindictive.

 

[Outamyhead]

Upside-down gun from Armed and Dangerous.

 

[Magnatek]

I'd use them, throw them at each other, all Streets of Rage style. If that isn't enough, I'd use their crushing weapons, as well. Even with full plate armor, I could probably break a bone or two, or 700.

 

[Burst6]

All i need is the heavy's machine gun, and a dispenser, and 17 sandviches. Give me 3 minutes.

 

[Xero Scythe]

Hmmm.... i think ill go with the terrain deformer from fracture. i'd like to see their faces when they think i'm an earth elemental. plus, i doubt they are getting up. knights of old couldn't do it, they ain't either.

 

[anthony87]

I'd take Raziel's Soul Reaver....then again.....I'd have to swing my arm a lot to get rid of all 15,000 of them.....

Screw it I'll just use the T-Virus after already taking the anti-virus for myself

 

[Joshimodo]

oh nothing special just a fully armored battlesuit

Spoiler

ah yes this should suffice

I'll see your Nova Cat and raise you a White Glint.

Or Anubis/Naked Jehuty of Zone of the Enders fame.

 

[Dr. Thunder]

a pokeball. Who knows what badass in lying in there?