2 years and 10,000 posts later... Sex!

[crimson5pheonix]

...And I still can't make an interesting thread. I seriously have a problem starting a good thread. I can, however, make an established thread spicier. It's what I do.

What do you do? Can you make a good thread? Do you throw threads off course? Can you make a good argument?

I'm just a terrible writer with no original ideas. But I have 10,000 posts now, so WOOO!

Negative. All my threads eventually fail, because they're about nice things and most people like talking about bad, funny or derogatory things instead. xD

I know, right? What's wrong with being happy?

It's not as ''car crash, cant look away'' interesting as a hate thread or a negative thread.

And that's why humanity is terrible >.>

 

[crimson5pheonix]

...And I still can't make an interesting thread. I seriously have a problem starting a good thread. I can, however, make an established thread spicier. It's what I do.

What do you do? Can you make a good thread? Do you throw threads off course? Can you make a good argument?

I'm just a terrible writer with no original ideas. But I have 10,000 posts now, so WOOO!

Negative. All my threads eventually fail, because they're about nice things and most people like talking about bad, funny or derogatory things instead. xD

I know, right? What's wrong with being happy?

It's not as ''car crash, cant look away'' interesting as a hate thread or a negative thread.

And that's why humanity is terrible >.>

Better to accept that until we can change it. *hugs*

*grumble grumble* *hugs*

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Your mother.

There is no way I'm first person to say that.

(uh, you'll remember the origanal question was "What can you do?")

 

[crimson5pheonix]

Your mother.

There is no way I'm first person to say that.

(uh, you'll remember the origanal question was "What can you do?")

I also gave some more specific responses to guide the train of thought, but I like the way you think...

 

[Double A]

Yeah, I can, but no one ever reads it.

Bloody conspiracy.

 

[major28]

well o see y u caant make a good thread if this was your best idea XD jk

 

[crimson5pheonix]

well o see y u caant make a good thread if this was your best idea XD jk

;_; This is the best thread I've made so far...

 

[JopperJopJop]

I've heard after 10k your soul now belongs to the escapist.

Yes. This one powers server number 337. Neonbob powers 3 separate servers.

That's an impressive amount of power.

Yes, the power is OVER NINE THOUSAND!

I could easly run my entire city with that much power.

I wish it was enough to power the Escapist. But sadly, this much awesome is too much to maintain.

Damn you're right the slave children need to be working harder.

The slave children had their rations cut in the recent economic downturn. They still complain too much...

Well looks like it's time to cut them up buy new slaves and feed the new slaves the old slaves. When they're done tell them they're eating old slaves. That might motivate them to work alittle harder.

Do you know how much it costs to get that many slaves? We may as well feed the current slaves and buy another yacht cure cancer.

Or just cut out curring cancer and buy just a few new slaves and kill off the worst ones we got as proof we're not afaid to kill.

But Ling Mao is so cute, I can't kill her.

Fine we'll use the money to at least buy a yacht. Seems like a waste of money to cure cancer.

 

[crimson5pheonix]

I've heard after 10k your soul now belongs to the escapist.

Yes. This one powers server number 337. Neonbob powers 3 separate servers.

That's an impressive amount of power.

Yes, the power is OVER NINE THOUSAND!

I could easly run my entire city with that much power.

I wish it was enough to power the Escapist. But sadly, this much awesome is too much to maintain.

Damn you're right the slave children need to be working harder.

The slave children had their rations cut in the recent economic downturn. They still complain too much...

Well looks like it's time to cut them up buy new slaves and feed the new slaves the old slaves. When they're done tell them they're eating old slaves. That might motivate them to work alittle harder.

Do you know how much it costs to get that many slaves? We may as well feed the current slaves and buy another yacht cure cancer.

Or just cut out curring cancer and buy just a few new slaves and kill off the worst ones we got as proof we're not afaid to kill.

But Ling Mao is so cute, I can't kill her.

Fine we'll use the money to at least buy a yacht. Seems like a waste of money to cure cancer.

We always thought so.
Onward, to the good ship "I'm richer than you the twelfth"
Fwah fwah fwah fwah!

 

[Queen Michael]

I pick a subject that I know everybody can comment on. Like "Are you a blood donor?" or "What do you think of Twilight?"

 

[PurpleSky]

I'm like you here I can't make an interesting thread to save my life the only threads I make are news thread which get little attention these days

Go make threads about israel,it works

 

[VanityGirl]

just put the word SEX somewhere in the title and it is a surefire way to get a 6+ page long thread!

 

[crimson5pheonix]

just put the word SEX somewhere in the title and it is a surefire way to get a 6+ page long thread!

But that could be false advertising.

 

[VanityGirl]

just put the word SEX somewhere in the title and it is a surefire way to get a 6+ page long thread!

But that could be false advertising.

So? Wouldn't it be more of a slap in the face to all the people who click threads just because they have the word "sex" in them?
Title: Let's Talk About Sex
OP: Haha Gotcha!

Perrrrrfect

 

[crimson5pheonix]

just put the word SEX somewhere in the title and it is a surefire way to get a 6+ page long thread!

But that could be false advertising.

So? Wouldn't it be more of a slap in the face to all the people who click threads just because they have the word "sex" in them?
Title: Let's Talk About Sex
OP: Haha Gotcha!

Perrrrrfect

I never said I was above false advertising...

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

I haven't made a thread yet, don't plan on it anytime soon.

Oh, and for postie: Been here for nearly a year (wow, time flies!) and barely have 1,000 posts.

Congrats on 10,000 posts.

 

[crimson5pheonix]

I haven't made a thread yet, don't plan on it anytime soon.

Oh, and for postie: Been here for nearly a year (wow, time flies!) and barely have 1,000 posts.

Congrats on 10,000 posts.

Tank you veddy much!

 

[Pandalisk]

None, except a few here and there, nothing serious.

I was thinking of making an RP because im usually in the RP section.