2 years and 10,000 posts later... Sex!

[crimson5pheonix]

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Enough of your cane waving!
Don't make me go all wippersnappery on you're rear end!

*headbutt*
Calm down there, youngin.

What is your head made of?!
*rib cage is smashed*

Star matter. Neutron star matter.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Star matter. Neutron star matter.

...How does your body even take it?
Or are the balls inert?

 

[crimson5pheonix]

Star matter. Neutron star matter.

...How does your body even take it?
Or are the balls inert?

I have been conditioned since birth to be a master of the headbutt. There is nothing that can stop my cranium. So I will say again, you cannot stop this one.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Star matter. Neutron star matter.

...How does your body even take it?
Or are the balls inert?

I have been conditioned since birth to be a master of the headbutt. There is nothing that can stop my cranium. So I will say again, you cannot stop this one.

Well I'm a master of...
RUNNING AWAY!!!
*runs away*

 

[crimson5pheonix]

Star matter. Neutron star matter.

...How does your body even take it?
Or are the balls inert?

I have been conditioned since birth to be a master of the headbutt. There is nothing that can stop my cranium. So I will say again, you cannot stop this one.

Well I'm a master of...
RUNNING AWAY!!!
*runs away*

*throws myself at you*
SUPER SPEED!

 

[Dr. Whiggs]

Bullshit. You've got it bad. You're an addict. Sitting there, constantly refreshing, hoping, PRAYING, the next reply will come before the shakes set in and the spiders come back. You can feel it crawling all over you, up your spine, INTO YOUR BRAIN GNAWING CHEWINGNIBBLINGONYOURCORTEXWHENWILLTHEYTALKTOMEIMRIGHTHEREPLEASEGODDONTABANDONME

 

[crimson5pheonix]

Bullshit. You've got it bad. You're an addict. Sitting there, constantly refreshing, hoping, PRAYING, the next reply will come before the shakes set in and the spiders come back. You can feel it crawling all over you, up your spine, INTO YOUR BRAIN GNAWING CHEWINGNIBBLINGONYOURCORTEXWHENWILLTHEYTALKTOMEIMRIGHTHEREPLEASEGODDONTABANDONME

... You're crazy...
[sub][sub][sub][sub][sub]You understand me...[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Star matter. Neutron star matter.

...How does your body even take it?
Or are the balls inert?

I have been conditioned since birth to be a master of the headbutt. There is nothing that can stop my cranium. So I will say again, you cannot stop this one.

Well I'm a master of...
RUNNING AWAY!!!
*runs away*

*throws myself at you*
SUPER SPEED!

NO! Anything but the epic headbutt of death!!!!
[sup]Will the mods get pissed because of this?[/sup]

 

[crimson5pheonix]

Star matter. Neutron star matter.

...How does your body even take it?
Or are the balls inert?

I have been conditioned since birth to be a master of the headbutt. There is nothing that can stop my cranium. So I will say again, you cannot stop this one.

Well I'm a master of...
RUNNING AWAY!!!
*runs away*

*throws myself at you*
SUPER SPEED!

NO! Anything but the epic headbutt of death!!!!
[sup]Will the mods get pissed because of this?[/sup]

KYAAAAAAH!
*flying ram*
[sub][sub]I should hope not, it's my thread.[/sub][/sub]

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

-snip-

What is this I don't even-
*gets spine pulverized*
[sup]You have a point.[/sup]

 

[Nazulu]

Yeah me too, I just can't think of any interesting/popular topics. I don't make threads that often, every couple of weeks I try.

At least you made a thread with over 10,000 views, that's what I'm aiming for.

 

[crimson5pheonix]

-snip-

What is this I don't even-
*gets spine pulverized*
[sup]You have a point.[/sup]

Ha haaaa!

Yeah me too, I just can't think of any interesting/popular topics. I don't make threads that often, every couple of weeks I try.

At least you made a thread with over 10,000 views, that's what I'm aiming for.

Yeah, I got that one with a thread kinda like this one.

 

[crimson5pheonix]

...And I still can't make an interesting thread. I seriously have a problem starting a good thread. I can, however, make an established thread spicier. It's what I do.

What do you do? Can you make a good thread? Do you throw threads off course? Can you make a good argument?

I'm just a terrible writer with no original ideas. But I have 10,000 posts now, so WOOO!

Negative. All my threads eventually fail, because they're about nice things and most people like talking about bad, funny or derogatory things instead. xD

I know, right? What's wrong with being happy?

 

[SextusMaximus]

I once had a thread with 2 posts. I shit you not... I've only had two successful threads (100+ posts) So you're NOT ALONE!

 

[lacktheknack]

It has something to do with your profession of "Professional Thread Derailer".

Train wreckers make bad conductors, after all.

 

[crimson5pheonix]

It has something to do with your profession of "Professional Thread Derailer".

Train wreckers make bad conductors, after all.

I can take an established thread through the stratosphere, I just can't write one myself. It's terrible.

 

[natster43]

I don't even know how to make a thread.

 

[JUMBO PALACE]

All my threads fail. Go me.