I get the feeling that this was either written by a 14 yr old girl, or a Beta-class male trying to make someone notice him.
25 Things a Perfect Guy Would Do
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I think that these days a lot of girls would be happy to have a boyfriend who doesn't treat them like dirt. I've known a lot of lads who clearly don't have a clue how to behave around or treat women, and they try to compensate by posturing and bragging. One does weep for the species, hah.
Let me just take some lines out of context...
Perfect guy, huh...
Does this staring thing include pre-relationship?
Like, sitting across from someone at a restaurant and staring intensely at them with the creepiest look I can give them? The enjoyability of staring is relative, you know.
And if my friends' opinions are any indication, me staring at them with my creepiest look for more than 10 seconds would probably result in some manner of authorities being called toward the premises.
Oh yeah, and what the fuck is #3 about? It basically means "READ MY THOUGHTS AND KNOW INSTINCTIVELY WHEN I NEED YOU TO HELP ME OUT OR WE ARE DONE YOU SEXIST PIG!"
"Serial killers" followed by "staring".MaxTheReaper said:
Perfect guy, huh...
Does this staring thing include pre-relationship?
Like, sitting across from someone at a restaurant and staring intensely at them with the creepiest look I can give them? The enjoyability of staring is relative, you know.
And if my friends' opinions are any indication, me staring at them with my creepiest look for more than 10 seconds would probably result in some manner of authorities being called toward the premises.
Oh yeah, and what the fuck is #3 about? It basically means "READ MY THOUGHTS AND KNOW INSTINCTIVELY WHEN I NEED YOU TO HELP ME OUT OR WE ARE DONE YOU SEXIST PIG!"
1: not play hard to get
2: not dump us just because you like the next eye candy
3: not be so clingy
4: understand that every guy sometimes needs guy time
5: understand that we are not (usually) cheating whenever we say we are working late!
6: respect our ideas
7: respect us
8: respect our privacy
9: realize that we must be judged to a different standard.
10:forgive us for being slobs
11:be ready to comfort us from a bad day from work
12:realize that we are not judging you.
13:not have us go out at the last minute to buy you something you 'absolutly need'
14:respect our space
15:at least play along with the idea that we run the household
16:be spontaneous some days- to hell with consequences!
17:respect our lack of lives and love of the escapist.
18:realize that the guy who is doing this is only because he promised.
19:realize we think farting in public is funny
20:understand that men are incorrigible and just roll with it
21:roll with life
22:be nice
23:be funny
24:be resourceful
25:be a WOMAN!
whew. almost missed my deadline. ill work on a more serious one later. yes, i wrote this within 2 minutes. not setting a deadline for the serious one.
2: not dump us just because you like the next eye candy
3: not be so clingy
4: understand that every guy sometimes needs guy time
5: understand that we are not (usually) cheating whenever we say we are working late!
6: respect our ideas
7: respect us
8: respect our privacy
9: realize that we must be judged to a different standard.
10:forgive us for being slobs
11:be ready to comfort us from a bad day from work
12:realize that we are not judging you.
13:not have us go out at the last minute to buy you something you 'absolutly need'
14:respect our space
15:at least play along with the idea that we run the household
16:be spontaneous some days- to hell with consequences!
17:respect our lack of lives and love of the escapist.
18:realize that the guy who is doing this is only because he promised.
19:realize we think farting in public is funny
20:understand that men are incorrigible and just roll with it
21:roll with life
22:be nice
23:be funny
24:be resourceful
25:be a WOMAN!
whew. almost missed my deadline. ill work on a more serious one later. yes, i wrote this within 2 minutes. not setting a deadline for the serious one.
HAHA HILARIOUS! And totally dumb. Here is my list, which is no where near as selfish, and are currently being fulfilled thankyou very much whoever came up with these 25 rules. (PS- don't read "The Rules". My mum made me, I read the first chapter and knew why she is still serial Bride at 50 something).
1. Loves me
2. Has his own life
3. Isn't a douchbag
Also rule no. 25, the QUIT EVERYTHING one - load of BS. That's manipulative. You knew he did that stuff when you found him. You can share your opinion about it with him, but expecting him to quit activity "x" just 'cause you want him to? If it isn't affecting your relationship it shouldn't matter. And if it is, you signed up for it, you can sign off too.
1. Loves me
2. Has his own life
3. Isn't a douchbag
Also rule no. 25, the QUIT EVERYTHING one - load of BS. That's manipulative. You knew he did that stuff when you found him. You can share your opinion about it with him, but expecting him to quit activity "x" just 'cause you want him to? If it isn't affecting your relationship it shouldn't matter. And if it is, you signed up for it, you can sign off too.
yeah. that's what i meant for normal people. sadly, i have been compared to E. C. because i look a lot like him (To the point that i once got mobbed by a bunch of fangirls. but at least they were hot!)sabaducia said:
for the slobby stereotypical couch potato image, it means do not compare them to your standards.
hmmm... the ones i think that are serious...Xero Scythe said:
1,2,3,4, 6-9, 11, 12,14 15,16 20-24. the rest i just put down as space fillers because i forgot my promise until about 11:50 and had to rush. but i made my promise at least!
Here's what a real women thinks of this list and not some hormonally 14 year old girl high on pixie sticks and boys.
1. Know how to make you smile when you are down. (Ummm everyone that cares about me should do that.)
2. Try to secretly smell your hair, but you always
notice. (That's a good way to get an ass kicked.)
3. Stick up for you, but still respects your
independence. (Please I can stick up for my self just fine but if I NEED him he'll chew them a new ass)
4. Give you the remote control during the game. (Fuck that. I can just go to the other room with a TV and watch what I want.)
5. Come up behind you and put his arms around you. (Ok I'll just hurt my fiance for that. Please I've been in karate for years and could really hurt him if he did that.)
6. Play with your hair. (Well that's good but only during cuddling.)
7. His hands always find yours. (It's my hand no his)
8. Be cute when he really wants something. (Ok any guy that acts cute is ether too girly or wants sex.)
9. Offer you plenty of massages. (Please I just need to ask for one.)
10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork. (I don't dance ether so meh on that crap.)
11. Never run out of love. (Love is tangible and needs to be refilled?)
12. Be funny, but know how to be serious. (If someone can't tell when to be serious they need to be shot.)
13. Realize he's being funny when he needs to be
serious. (See 12.)
14. Be patient when you take forever to get ready. (I don't take for ever to get ready and I believe in time management. Wow a 14 year old did write this.)
15. React so cutely when you hit him and it actually
hurts. (Ummm have you see an abused person act cutely when they get beat?)
16. Smile a lot. (Someones high on Prozac because no one is that happy; besides I can read peoples feels very well.)
17. Plans a romantic date full of cheesy things he
wouldn't normally like to do, just because he knows it
means a lot to you. (Ok I don't like cheesy shit like that.)
18. Appreciate you. (So thank you isn't good enough?)
19. Help others out. (So helping me out doesn't matter?)
20. Drive 5 hours just to see you for 1. (Well mine drives 13 hours for me so take that.)
21. Always gives you a peck on the cheek when you
depart from each others company, even when his friends
are watching. (PDA much.)
22. Sing, even if he can't. (OH GOD. *shivers thinking about her fiance singing*)
23. Have a creative sense of humor. (If he makes me laugh that's good enough. He doesn't need a ton of jokes.)
24. Stare at you. (Please don't eat my face.)
25. Call for no reason. (Mine doesn't call but I still think he's perfect.)
26. Quit smoking, chewing, drinking, or drugs - just
because he loves u that much to quit it. (I'm not his mom.)
1. Know how to make you smile when you are down. (Ummm everyone that cares about me should do that.)
2. Try to secretly smell your hair, but you always
notice. (That's a good way to get an ass kicked.)
3. Stick up for you, but still respects your
independence. (Please I can stick up for my self just fine but if I NEED him he'll chew them a new ass)
4. Give you the remote control during the game. (Fuck that. I can just go to the other room with a TV and watch what I want.)
5. Come up behind you and put his arms around you. (Ok I'll just hurt my fiance for that. Please I've been in karate for years and could really hurt him if he did that.)
6. Play with your hair. (Well that's good but only during cuddling.)
7. His hands always find yours. (It's my hand no his)
8. Be cute when he really wants something. (Ok any guy that acts cute is ether too girly or wants sex.)
9. Offer you plenty of massages. (Please I just need to ask for one.)
10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork. (I don't dance ether so meh on that crap.)
11. Never run out of love. (Love is tangible and needs to be refilled?)
12. Be funny, but know how to be serious. (If someone can't tell when to be serious they need to be shot.)
13. Realize he's being funny when he needs to be
serious. (See 12.)
14. Be patient when you take forever to get ready. (I don't take for ever to get ready and I believe in time management. Wow a 14 year old did write this.)
15. React so cutely when you hit him and it actually
hurts. (Ummm have you see an abused person act cutely when they get beat?)
16. Smile a lot. (Someones high on Prozac because no one is that happy; besides I can read peoples feels very well.)
17. Plans a romantic date full of cheesy things he
wouldn't normally like to do, just because he knows it
means a lot to you. (Ok I don't like cheesy shit like that.)
18. Appreciate you. (So thank you isn't good enough?)
19. Help others out. (So helping me out doesn't matter?)
20. Drive 5 hours just to see you for 1. (Well mine drives 13 hours for me so take that.)
21. Always gives you a peck on the cheek when you
depart from each others company, even when his friends
are watching. (PDA much.)
22. Sing, even if he can't. (OH GOD. *shivers thinking about her fiance singing*)
23. Have a creative sense of humor. (If he makes me laugh that's good enough. He doesn't need a ton of jokes.)
24. Stare at you. (Please don't eat my face.)
25. Call for no reason. (Mine doesn't call but I still think he's perfect.)
26. Quit smoking, chewing, drinking, or drugs - just
because he loves u that much to quit it. (I'm not his mom.)
sorry for the quad post, but how are you being compared? you're a girl! maybe Rosalie or Lucysabaducia said:
my friend told me it was a good book. i realized it was crap from the 3rd page or so, but in the vain hope it would get better, i read on. that is the last time i take a book recommedation from her.
It sounds like it was written about a girl who always sighs at the dreamy male models with 6 packs...
We can pretty much accept that the list is silly and move on.
We can pretty much accept that the list is silly and move on.
this sounds like it was written by a virgin otaku girl who writes fanfics about sephiroth falling in love with her. (suspension by said mod who takes personal offense imminent)
good looking
bastard
money.
pick 2 out of 3, that's what women want. a woman has a catch on her hands if she has all 3
good looking
bastard
money.
pick 2 out of 3, that's what women want. a woman has a catch on her hands if she has all 3
Firstly I was loling at teh original post of 25. Yours is pretty good for a minute job.Xero Scythe said:
I agree that guys shouldn't be compared to Edward. It drives me insane. Mainly because he's everything you SHOULDN'T want (emotionally abusive and manipulative not to mention UNREALISTIC).
And when you say your friend recommended a book, was it Twilight or The Rules (although they are much and the same to my mind).