25 Things a Perfect Guy Would Do
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1. Know how to make you smile when you are down.
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2. Try to secretly smell your hair, but you always
notice.
As long as it doesn't smell like shit, we're cool.
3. Stick up for you, but still respects your
independence.
Yeah I'll stick up for you, but if "respects your independence" means I sit at home playing the same shitty games while you go out clubbing with your friends you can f*** right off, thanks.
4. Give you the remote control during the game.
Sure, I'll give you the other controller. Just make sure you shoot the zombies in the heads.
And I'm a Leaf fan, but I don't give enough of a shit to piss you off for them.
5. Come up behind you and put his arms around you.
Where the hell are my hands supposed to go?
6. Play with your hair.
Sure, as long as you're not one of those scene freaks that puts enough crap in it to give anything that touches it cancer.
7. His hands always find yours.
Sure, I like holding hands...just remember to freaking wash them after you use the toilet.
8. Be cute when he really wants something.
I want for nothing. If you want cute I'll give you a Pedobear doll, and while you try to figure out what the hell it is I gave you I'll go back to blasting the heads off of Korean kids who are for freaking sure using Action Replay.
9. Offer you plenty of massages.
Are your muscles really that achy? What the hell do you do for a living?
10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork.
I don't dance. Make me a sandwich and I'll think about it.
11. Never run out of love.
The only thing more dead than my heart is the retard who just decided to use the left cheek of my ass as a teamkill target. If you want affection from me, you have to earn it with some of your own.
12. Be funny, but know how to be serious.
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Gather from that what you will.
13. Realize he's being funny when he needs to be
serious.
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14. Be patient when you take forever to get ready.
As long as I've still got my freaking DS, take as long as you want, just don't complain when you have to wait for me as I cast Firaga on that freaking lich.
15. React so cutely when you hit him and it actually
hurts.
You're asking me to be cute? That freaking mark is still there!
16. Smile a lot.
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17. Plans a romantic date full of cheesy things he
wouldn't normally like to do, just because he knows it
means a lot to you.
What can I say? I'm a open minded psycho.
18. Appreciate you.
I officially declare that I appreciate you and your sandwich-making skills.
19. Help others out.
No thanks. Every time I try to help people, it ends badly. Although there's no harm in helping newbies in freaking RuneScape (because I'm that much of a loser).
20. Drive 5 hours just to see you for 1.
That one hour better be pretty damn good.
(After) I have to go back to the gas station. Again. I had a full f***ing tank. And for the last freaking time if you want me to smell your hair, wash it once in a while.
21. Always gives you a peck on the cheek when you
depart from each others company, even when his friends
are watching.
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Are you sure?
22. Sing, even if he can't.
Only if you sing too.
23. Have a creative sense of humor.
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24. Stare at you.
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(actually me)
25. Call for no reason.
So if you're home alone, who's that masculine voice on the other end, and who's "sexy buns"?
26. Quit smoking, chewing, drinking, or drugs - just
because he loves u that much to quit it.
I'm straight edge. I wouldn't start those for you, either.
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2. Try to secretly smell your hair, but you always
notice.
As long as it doesn't smell like shit, we're cool.
3. Stick up for you, but still respects your
independence.
Yeah I'll stick up for you, but if "respects your independence" means I sit at home playing the same shitty games while you go out clubbing with your friends you can f*** right off, thanks.
4. Give you the remote control during the game.
Sure, I'll give you the other controller. Just make sure you shoot the zombies in the heads.
And I'm a Leaf fan, but I don't give enough of a shit to piss you off for them.
5. Come up behind you and put his arms around you.
Where the hell are my hands supposed to go?
6. Play with your hair.
Sure, as long as you're not one of those scene freaks that puts enough crap in it to give anything that touches it cancer.
7. His hands always find yours.
Sure, I like holding hands...just remember to freaking wash them after you use the toilet.
8. Be cute when he really wants something.
I want for nothing. If you want cute I'll give you a Pedobear doll, and while you try to figure out what the hell it is I gave you I'll go back to blasting the heads off of Korean kids who are for freaking sure using Action Replay.
9. Offer you plenty of massages.
Are your muscles really that achy? What the hell do you do for a living?
10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork.
I don't dance. Make me a sandwich and I'll think about it.
11. Never run out of love.
The only thing more dead than my heart is the retard who just decided to use the left cheek of my ass as a teamkill target. If you want affection from me, you have to earn it with some of your own.
12. Be funny, but know how to be serious.
http://assets.knowyourmeme.com/i/5309/original/doitus4.jpg
Gather from that what you will.
13. Realize he's being funny when he needs to be
serious.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_1pZ-xYoB7vc/SNDSchhRaTI/AAAAAAAAARE/WdujN3QPdYI/s400/I_fuckin___love_coloring_by_WhiteSt.jpg
14. Be patient when you take forever to get ready.
As long as I've still got my freaking DS, take as long as you want, just don't complain when you have to wait for me as I cast Firaga on that freaking lich.
15. React so cutely when you hit him and it actually
hurts.
You're asking me to be cute? That freaking mark is still there!
16. Smile a lot.
http://assets.knowyourmeme.com/i/5309/original/doitus4.jpg
17. Plans a romantic date full of cheesy things he
wouldn't normally like to do, just because he knows it
means a lot to you.
What can I say? I'm a open minded psycho.
18. Appreciate you.
I officially declare that I appreciate you and your sandwich-making skills.
19. Help others out.
No thanks. Every time I try to help people, it ends badly. Although there's no harm in helping newbies in freaking RuneScape (because I'm that much of a loser).
20. Drive 5 hours just to see you for 1.
That one hour better be pretty damn good.
(After) I have to go back to the gas station. Again. I had a full f***ing tank. And for the last freaking time if you want me to smell your hair, wash it once in a while.
21. Always gives you a peck on the cheek when you
depart from each others company, even when his friends
are watching.
http://th07.deviantart.com/fs37/150/i/2008/265/2/4/Psycho_Bird_by_thayssharumrn.jpg
Are you sure?
22. Sing, even if he can't.
Only if you sing too.
23. Have a creative sense of humor.
http://i29.tinypic.com/n1v5ab.png
24. Stare at you.
http://i31.tinypic.com/1w7r8.jpg
(actually me)
25. Call for no reason.
So if you're home alone, who's that masculine voice on the other end, and who's "sexy buns"?
26. Quit smoking, chewing, drinking, or drugs - just
because he loves u that much to quit it.
I'm straight edge. I wouldn't start those for you, either.
Actually, it is bullshit. I actually did all of those things and I still got dumped.Simriel said:
Im blown away by this list. It is just that stupid.
Women of the Escapist: IS this your list? Have you decided to create some Idol for you to worship down there in Babylon? For shame men are realistic not perfect.
Women of the Escapist: IS this your list? Have you decided to create some Idol for you to worship down there in Babylon? For shame men are realistic not perfect.
alright, I can see myself doing some of these things, while it was just the two of us BUT take this into account, if some dude is just staring at his girlfriend, smelling her hair, how many can take this the wrong way, and what are the chances of them taking it the right way? seriously
For those of you who don't understand WHY women want these things, I have clarified the statements into Male speak.
1. Know how to make you smile when you are down.
Is always there to make you feel better, damn him if he's not.
2. Try to secretly smell your hair, but you always
notice.
He needs to be infatuated with you so that you can ruin his life later.
3. Stick up for you, but still respects your
independence.
He has to stick up for you, but you can still hate him for it.
4. Give you the remote control during the game.
You have so much control over him, that he can't enjoy anything he likes to do.
5. Come up behind you and put his arms around you.
He can touch you, but not in a way he might enjoy.
6. Play with your hair.
He needs to be so bored and depressed in life that this is the only thing he had left.
7. His hands always find yours.
Again, no touching in ANY way that might actually be fun for him.
8. Be cute when he really wants something.
He needs to act like a moron, then you turn him down on whatever it is he wants.
9. Offer you plenty of massages.
He needs to feel you, so that he can want you, but not actually be able to do anything about it
10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork.
He needs to make a fool out of himself, for no other reason than your amusement. Dance MonkeyBoy!! Dance!!
11. Never run out of love.
He never runs out of ways to be abused.
12. Be funny, but know how to be serious.
He needs to be a mindreader. Hate him for not knowing what you want at all times.
13. Realize he's being funny when he needs to be
serious.
Again, mindreader.
14. Be patient when you take forever to get ready.
He needs to understand, you are in control, it's just like a dog. He waits for you, not the other way around.
15. React so cutely when you hit him and it actually
hurts.
He needs to accept it when you beat on him.
16. Smile a lot.
He should be brain dead, and appear to be happy with you in public, even if you've just finished ruining his life.
17. Plans a romantic date full of cheesy things he
wouldn't normally like to do, just because he knows it
means a lot to you.
He should be so desperate to please you, that he will try anything.
18. Appreciate you.
He should eventually enjoy being abused.
19. Help others out.
He should be so afraid of you, that he does things for your friends, just to make you happy
20. Drive 5 hours just to see you for 1.
He should always be throwing away his time and money, just for the chance to be abused.
21. Always gives you a peck on the cheek when you
depart from each others company, even when his friends
are watching.
He should be so weakened that he intentionally embarrasses himself for your amusement.
22. Sing, even if he can't.
He should make a fool out of himself, for no reason.
23. Have a creative sense of humor.
He should be constantly thinking of ways to please you.
24. Stare at you.
He should be afraid to look away, or turn his back.
25. Call for no reason.
He should be paranoid that you are going to get him, and should always ask your permission to do anything.
26. Quit smoking, chewing, drinking, or drugs - just
because he loves u that much to quit it.
He should be willing to give up any, and all pleasures in life that he has.
1. Know how to make you smile when you are down.
Is always there to make you feel better, damn him if he's not.
2. Try to secretly smell your hair, but you always
notice.
He needs to be infatuated with you so that you can ruin his life later.
3. Stick up for you, but still respects your
independence.
He has to stick up for you, but you can still hate him for it.
4. Give you the remote control during the game.
You have so much control over him, that he can't enjoy anything he likes to do.
5. Come up behind you and put his arms around you.
He can touch you, but not in a way he might enjoy.
6. Play with your hair.
He needs to be so bored and depressed in life that this is the only thing he had left.
7. His hands always find yours.
Again, no touching in ANY way that might actually be fun for him.
8. Be cute when he really wants something.
He needs to act like a moron, then you turn him down on whatever it is he wants.
9. Offer you plenty of massages.
He needs to feel you, so that he can want you, but not actually be able to do anything about it
10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork.
He needs to make a fool out of himself, for no other reason than your amusement. Dance MonkeyBoy!! Dance!!
11. Never run out of love.
He never runs out of ways to be abused.
12. Be funny, but know how to be serious.
He needs to be a mindreader. Hate him for not knowing what you want at all times.
13. Realize he's being funny when he needs to be
serious.
Again, mindreader.
14. Be patient when you take forever to get ready.
He needs to understand, you are in control, it's just like a dog. He waits for you, not the other way around.
15. React so cutely when you hit him and it actually
hurts.
He needs to accept it when you beat on him.
16. Smile a lot.
He should be brain dead, and appear to be happy with you in public, even if you've just finished ruining his life.
17. Plans a romantic date full of cheesy things he
wouldn't normally like to do, just because he knows it
means a lot to you.
He should be so desperate to please you, that he will try anything.
18. Appreciate you.
He should eventually enjoy being abused.
19. Help others out.
He should be so afraid of you, that he does things for your friends, just to make you happy
20. Drive 5 hours just to see you for 1.
He should always be throwing away his time and money, just for the chance to be abused.
21. Always gives you a peck on the cheek when you
depart from each others company, even when his friends
are watching.
He should be so weakened that he intentionally embarrasses himself for your amusement.
22. Sing, even if he can't.
He should make a fool out of himself, for no reason.
23. Have a creative sense of humor.
He should be constantly thinking of ways to please you.
24. Stare at you.
He should be afraid to look away, or turn his back.
25. Call for no reason.
He should be paranoid that you are going to get him, and should always ask your permission to do anything.
26. Quit smoking, chewing, drinking, or drugs - just
because he loves u that much to quit it.
He should be willing to give up any, and all pleasures in life that he has.
christ i'm female and i wouldn't expect that of my boyfriend christ we'd both turn the game of and shove L4D on, and as for the drive for 5 hours to see you for one shove that i wouldn't why should he have to? god who ever writ that must be a retard at which point i don't like the idea of a whipped boyfriend, whipped mates maybe, boyfriends gotta have a fight in him.
For your sheer genius and correctness, you get a share of the Skittles I presented on page 2.Semitendon said:
I actualy fit quite a few of these. You'd be suprised at how much girls love you if you pretend to do most of these. And when someone says that I'm whipped I'm gonna laugh and laugh nd laugh.Here's some ways to pretend to nd get the bonu for it.
You can actually just look over the top of thier head at something. No pain and free brownie poins.
Pretty self explaintory. Beat up boys who make fun of them. after dropping them, hold them and offer your girl a few punches of her own.
I don't watch sports so this is easy for me.
Not really any way to fake this
One of my ex's wrote a list like this but with over 100 things. I broke up with her the next day.
Sure. I try to cheer her up.
Sometimes, if it smells good that day.
She get's to do what she wants, but you must support/help her when she asks.
This favor is not returned.
Why? Can't I watch the game? Am I suddenly not allowed to watch TV? Only the things she wants to see? Screw that.
This I do.
I don't mind stroking it from time to time.
Sure, if we're sitting together or are out walking. Not always though.
I don't know what to make of this. You want me to beg?
If I really want something I go out and get it.
Massages usually lead to something more, so sure.
I'm not dancing. Not ever.
Run out of love? I don't get it... You want me to not stop loving you?
Or do you want me to act like a lovestruck 14 year old for the rest of my life?
Rest assured, it will not happen.
This is not even worthy of a proper reply.
what?
If we got the time, I'll go play a game or something. I don't mind.
Yeah, sure. But you better know when to stop, cus I will hit back sooner or later.
Make sure I'm happy, and I'll smile.
Yeah, sure. I do this.
Of course I do... jeezez...
If they are worthy of my help (i.e. friends/family) I will help.
No.
I demand a proper kiss.
Get me drunk, and I'll sing.
Creative sense of humor? what does that even mean?
sure.
I do this religiously. I get easily bored.
Not happening.
My substance abuse is my own, and you don't own me.
Sigh...this thread just showed me how whipped I truly am...for someone I'm not even dating at the moment (sadly it's an ex that I've tried to remain good friends with). Actually, looking at the list again...she might have written it. Oh wait, no, there's no mention of massaging her feet even after she's worn sandals all day. Not her.
what the hell is with the staring things
"....................o_o..........."
"uhhh what is it?"
"*breaths heavily* [HEADING=2]0_0[/HEADING]"
"is....is.......there something on me?"
*increasing tempo with heavy wolf like breathing* [HEADING=1]0_0 let me play with your hair[/HEADING]
"....................o_o..........."
"uhhh what is it?"
"*breaths heavily* [HEADING=2]0_0[/HEADING]"
"is....is.......there something on me?"
*increasing tempo with heavy wolf like breathing* [HEADING=1]0_0 let me play with your hair[/HEADING]
Now I feel I'm unromantic tooNemorov said:
, since I agree with you on most things.Number 2, 6, 24 and 25 are kinda odd (16 and 17 would depend on the guy's personality probably), and alot of the others are out of romantic comedies or something. I mean number 18 - if you need your guy to complement you all the time, thats a bit sad. Appreciation goes without saying - he wouldn't go OUT with you if he didn't appreciate you to some extent.
Besides, this all depends on personal preferences: I don't really like massages for example, so my boyfriend knows not to touch my back unexpectantly, else I'll probably punch him...
I don't see why he would have to do number 4! I mean, I wouldn't do that for him... Also, waiting if I take ages to get ready? No way, that would just be me taking advantage!
I'll just narrow it down to two ^ but the "respects your independence" bit seems a bit pointless. I mean, I wouldn't go out with someone unless they made me happy, so a list is silly, and just shows that person is unrealistic and unhappy with their relationships. If you try to see if the guy is perfect by using a list, then it shows you are uncertain about him.
EDIT:
That's just hilariousGuitar Gamer said:
I feel you, actualy. The only girl i care enough about to do most of this on purpose isn't even my girlsfriend, she's dating a dude who used to be my friend before my friends and I realized that he's an insecure jealous bastard. Most of it I do to most of my friend-girls because U have fun doing itUnholykrumpet said: