25 Things a Perfect Guy Would Do

[Brett Alex]

If you really like someone you don't do it cause you HAVE too. You do it cause you wanna.

I have really liked people. I imagine I'll do so in the future as well. No secret hair sniffing or forlorn staring has, or ever will be involved.

This isn't things a guy should do, its like a beginners guide to chafing on a girl, then a going 23 steps further.

 

[Nmil-ek]

This is the most naiive list I've ever seen. Somebody should post 25 things a perfect woman would do to counter

Pff 25 I'll settle for 2

1. Be quiet

2. Make me dinner

Yay for blatant sexism.

 

[Gingerman]

1. Purely depends on the situation, some times my girlfriend just wants to be left alone, what a woman should look for is a man that is there when you need them not one that is jumping on them when they dont need them
2. Thats rather creepy, I prefer to cut their hair whilst they sleep, now thats romantic
3. She has fists and a mouth she can do it herself I'll lend a hand when/if its out of control
4. I dont watch the "game" I play games
5. Ok not really a bad one unless she's not expecting it, then a certain persons face will be in pain
6. No sorry but using your girlfriends hair as puppets is not a good idea, I've tried
7. Well thats ok since it makes it easier to steal food
8. Be cute? pfft I'll just tickle them until I get it
9. Fair game but it has to work both ways
10. Only after a few drinks dear
11. Never run out of love? didn't know it was a finate amount.
12. Aka having a brain
13. Isn't that the same as 12?
14. No sorry, if you take 30 mins to put a bloody dress on then you obviously need to stop being so indecive
15. Yeah I'll laugh then shove you into a bush if I can, equal rights and all that
16. I'm not the joker
17. I dont like cheese unless its on a cracker... or a pizza

18. No, I'm going to hate my girlfriend thank you
19. Thats fine
20. Yeah because thats not a waste of time
21. If a man cant show how much he cares about you infront of others then he shouldn't be in a relationship
22. Sing? I'm not your dancing monkey, you sing and I'll join in
23. Have a creative sense of humor.
24. Stare at you? ok I'll just hold this knife and breath in sharply every now and then
25. Call for no reason? eh no... thats just pointless
26. Dont do any of those things so...

Wait a minuate thats 26 things, this thread lies!

 

[oneniesteledain]

Oh, I thought #4 meant like a game controller. Sports are boring, unless you're actually at a game. But the only games I've ever been too, I didn't pay for tickets, nor would I.

Some of those are worded so poorly that I can't even think of how to say how poorly worded they are.

 

[BlueTomfoolery]

what the hell is with the staring things
"....................o_o..........."
"uhhh what is it?"
"*breaths heavily* [HEADING=2]0_0[/HEADING]"
"is....is.......there something on me?"

*increasing tempo with heavy wolf like breathing* [HEADING=1]0_0 let me play with your hair[/HEADING]

Genius.

and about the whole remote-control thing, What will she exactly do with the remote?

 

[TheSunshineHobo]

Everytime I do 24 I get arrested...
PS- I WILL DESTROY YOU AT A STARING CONTEST!!

 

[Toasty]

The worst part is that it is all true, and I'm afraid of it happening again.

Go get a shorter hair-do. Or if you already have short hair, shave your head bald.
If they still find a way to play with your hair, they definitely "swing that way", I'd say.

When my boyfriend shaved his head i found the prickly fuzz even more fun to touch

 

[Sansha]

This list is such a load. Half of this stuff makes you look creepy, clingy and... well, psychotic. Call for no reason? That's just annoying. Drive five hours to see you for one? I'd best be getting laid for that shit. Five hours is about... what, 400 kilometers?

And my favorite - acting cutely when she hits and it hurts. My last girlfriend used to do this, and when it got old I said I'd start hitting back.

She didn't need to be told again.

 

[Dioxide20]

I love how "hand you the controller during the game" instantly retranslated itself into gamingfor me.

lol same here.

 

[Skeleon]

Mein Gott, I always try to be myself and... it turns out I need to be some sort of Gollum...

Well, he definitely gets numbers 16 and 24 right...

Spoiler

 

[Pimppeter2]

8. Be cute when he really wants something.

Snookums? Can I stick it in your butt tonight? Pweees?

Yea, I think that could work

 

[vickyyfar]

No woman would ever expect this from a boyfriend, except perhaps if her name's Bella Swan.

 

[Echo_419]

Is this what you want your boyfriend to be like? Thats the kind of bull you see in a chick flick. I am sure when you find the perfect man/woman/animal they would/should love you for who you are and you can build a relationship whit all that give and take bollox.

*edit* What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing you havnt already told her once already...

 

[Julianking93]

Half of the things listed can qualify as either he's stalking you, he's gay, or he's just creepy.

 

[Kelthurin]

It's time to stop the shite, and start shooting every single moron that forwards these bloody chainletters.

ALL OF THEM.

 

[EeveeElectro]

Wow... the guy sounds like a right pansy :/
I don't want my boyfriend to sniff my hair or stare at me. I'd slap down a restraining order if he did.

 

[Andalusa]

I find some of those really creepy and pointless, actually.


2. Try to secretly smell your hair, but you always
notice.
Just weird, I would notice someone smelling my hair then ask them what the hell do they think they're doing!?

4. Give you the remote control during the game.
If there was sports on the TV, chances are I wouldn't be in the house.

6. Play with your hair.
Big no no. No one touches my hair.

7. His hands always find yours.
Sweaty hands... Eeew.

9. Offer you plenty of massages.
Massages hurt.

10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork.
I don't dance. Ever.

20. Drive 5 hours just to see you for 1.
What would be the point in that?

24. Stare at you.
No. If anyone stares at me, I shall hurt them.

25. Call for no reason.
Nothing says "The Perfect Guy" like an awkward telephone call.

 

[Dys]

This is the most naiive list I've ever seen. Somebody should post 25 things a perfect woman would do to counter

I got this email a while back, and it did have the things a perfect woman should do.

1. Turn up naked. Bring food.

For me, all I care is that she is smart and shares my interests.

1. Be able to hold an intelligent discussion/debate

Well, goodluck with your high standards. For now I'm gunna stick with the internets advice of naked girls with food, since in my experience it's a lot easier to find someone so desperate for attention she'll do whatever I say than it is to find someone actually worth speaking too.

High standards are a must for me. I am asexual, so I don't really have a sex drive, meaning I am not driven by the will to have sex. Therefore, I only would want a woman for companionship.

I'd like to claim I'm not driven by sex, but every now and then I'm driven to do something monumentally stupid, and all I really gain from it is a few rounds with whichever girl is egging me on :\

Really, good luck with that. If you find a sure fire way to pick out which girls are worth talking to without wasting an odd month of your life on them, please let me know. I'd trade good sex for campanionship in a second. Though I suppose if there was an abundance of interesting girls I'd probably see it differently, you know..wanting what you can't have.