25 Things a Perfect Guy Would Do

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PurpleRain

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I guess, what a lot of people forgot here is that the girl is talking about her boyfriend. Smelling hair, starring, etc, etc, isn't creepy.

As to all those whipped guys comments, har har har, high-larious. I do what it takes to make her happy and love me back. If the girl (the one the OP is talking about) enjoys that, then give it to her and she'll make you happy in return. Of course, listing these things out is very demanding of her, but she's just talking about generally things that are most obvious. I assume she's pre-teen or teen.

Gerazzi said:
Baby Tea said:
Gerazzi said:
Why does it matter if someone has sick, unrealistic fantasies?
Uhh, I do 22 of those for my wife.
I don't think it's unrealistic at all.
Oh.
Well, to be fair I do most of these things without a girlfriend.

But calling for no reason is something that will be forever annoying to me.
Again, I'm with Baby Tea. These are very normal things to do with a girl. Like I said, it seems quite obvious so I assumed she was young. But I find it funny people saying that it is unrealistic. These are all quite normal.

joshthor said:
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Make me 25 sandwiches.
LOL thats awesome
Not really. It's as funny as: 'Go back to the kitchen!' Oh wait, it's the same joke.
 

PurpleRain

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I think you guys are taking this a little too seriously. Most women know that guys are never going to do those things. And what a "perfect man" is is different to every woman.


Mostly, I just don't want a guy who blames everything I say that he doesn't like on PMS. But then, I like mature men, not college frat boys. Mature men know they can't just expect sex for nothing. We expect something in return.
You talk like a woman who's watched far too many American Sit Coms.
 

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toastybuds said:
This is just the shit we're (guys) are supposed to do, just pretend guys.. it's not that hard.
Yeah, pretend and you'll bag yourself a beautiful relationship in no time that you will both enjoy!

chunkydude84 said:
I still have trouble believing this isn't a joke. Please tell me woman don't really have these kind of expectations for men.
These are less then expectations. These are honestly nothing. I can't believe people are making a deal of this. Generally if you're with someone you really love you'll want to smell them and want to stare at them and do stupid things together, visa versa.

Captain Picard said:
I find this list to be demeaning and degreading to both sexes. Of course it's great (and necessary for a long term relationship) to be appreciated, but this is way beyond "too far". The girl who made this list needs to grow up, no self respecting guy would conform to these criteria.
Self respecting guy? What about a guy who wants to do things on this list?

Zhalath said:
I must admit, this sounds pretty creepy at times. "His hands will always find you"? "Stare at you"? "Call you for no reason"? "Secretly smell your hair"?

Is #26 "carve an idol to you out of your favorite tree, and worship you as a deity"?
Again, see my above post. It's hardly creepy.
 

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Things the woman who wrote this list can do.

1. What are you 13? Did daddy not pay enough attention to you? Grow up.

And thats coming from a guy who still play d&d who is well into his 30s!

LOL
 

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PurpleRain said:
chunkydude84 said:
I still have trouble believing this isn't a joke. Please tell me woman don't really have these kind of expectations for men.
These are less then expectations. These are honestly nothing. I can't believe people are making a deal of this. Generally if you're with someone you really love you'll want to smell them and want to stare at them and do stupid things together, visa versa.
Perhaps I over reacted a little. I just don't see myself doing most of these things. Then again, I have trouble seeing myself with a woman in general, but that is another topic altogether.
 

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chunkydude84 said:
PurpleRain said:
chunkydude84 said:
I still have trouble believing this isn't a joke. Please tell me woman don't really have these kind of expectations for men.
These are less then expectations. These are honestly nothing. I can't believe people are making a deal of this. Generally if you're with someone you really love you'll want to smell them and want to stare at them and do stupid things together, visa versa.
Perhaps I over reacted a little. I just don't see myself doing most of these things. Then again, I have trouble seeing myself with a woman in general, but that is another topic altogether.
None of these struck me as odd. Of course, everyone is different, but I couldn't understand why people where outraged by simple things like 'smile at her'. I thought, you know, that's what your mouth tends to do. But I'm not aiming this at you, just people on this thread in general.
 

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This is equal parts unnerving, creepy, and downright pathetic.

And, of course, obligatory spousal abuse thing, if a man said a perfect woman would "act cute" after he'd pummeled her into near unconsciousness, THEN it'd be bad, but no, no, no....

*sigh* Ladies, people who write things like this are what truly undermine the entire feminist movement.
 

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Sigh... Whatever happened to "Twenty-five things a perfect person would do"?
 

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I could probably do alot of those things if I like the girl but most of the girls of my age here don't give a crap about that kinda stuff.. I'm just 14 xD
 

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PurpleRain said:
None of these struck me as odd. Of course, everyone is different, but I couldn't understand why people where outraged by simple things like 'smile at her'. I thought, you know, that's what your mouth tends to do. But I'm not aiming this at you, just people on this thread in general.
Whenever I smile, small children tend to flee in terror.
 

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chunkydude84 said:
PurpleRain said:
None of these struck me as odd. Of course, everyone is different, but I couldn't understand why people where outraged by simple things like 'smile at her'. I thought, you know, that's what your mouth tends to do. But I'm not aiming this at you, just people on this thread in general.
Whenever I smile, small children tend to flee in terror.
Haha. We are two of the same my friend.
 

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wow i cant believe you guys are such pricks about this stuff this isn't stuff that matters that much and if you really cant take the time out to do this for a girl i gotta tell you you are gonna have a very empty life, I'm only 19 and i have more common sense than all you dumb-asses put together, stop thinking about yourselves get off your lazy 450 Lb asses and do something for your girl, assuming she hasn't kicked your undeserving fat ass off the 40th story of a skyscraper.
 

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crudus said:
If a female wrote this then I think she was rather egocentric.
Or just got dumped or cheated on and in spite made a list of everything her boyfriend never did and say that would be the ideal guy.
 

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1. Know how to make you smile when you are down.
I always try to make her laugh

2. Try to secretly smell your hair, but you always
notice.
Yea sure if we are making out and her hair smells good ill let her know by smelling it often but not enough to detract from the experience

3. Stick up for you, but still respects your
independence.
Always do

4. Give you the remote control during the game.
sure, although shed only turn it up :)

5. Come up behind you and put his arms around you.
do that to all the girls i know well

6. Play with your hair.
yea but thats cos she has soft natural hair that isnt sticky or anything like these other ppl are saying

7. His hands always find yours.
yea, how the hell do some people think this is gay? if u do u dont deserve to be close enough to touch a woman.

8. Be cute when he really wants something.
yea but she does it more lol

9. Offer you plenty of massages.
Every night im with her i do, (believe me she will repay you :)

10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork.
yea i look like a jackass when dancing but she likes it and has fun with me

11. Never run out of love.
i won't

12. Be funny, but know how to be serious.
yup i can do that although im more comfortable being funny

13. Realize he's being funny when he needs to be
serious.
most of the time but im not perfect

14. Be patient when you take forever to get ready.
U kidding im the one making her take so long :p

15. React so cutely when you hit him and it actually
hurts.
i dont really get what this 1 is trying to say but i play w her and act like her punches do hurt a little lol, as long as i see her hit me lol

16. Smile a lot.
when im with her its hard not to

17. Plans a romantic date full of cheesy things he
wouldn't normally like to do, just because he knows it
means a lot to you.
:) done that too :)

18. Appreciate you.
i always do :)

19. Help others out.
sometimes i do, im a friendly guy

20. Drive 5 hours just to see you for 1.
if i had to i would she is worth it

21. Always gives you a peck on the cheek when you
depart from each others company, even when his friends
are watching.
i always kiss her goodbye not just on the cheek

22. Sing, even if he can't.
lol yea i do that too

23. Have a creative sense of humor.
yea im kinda witty at times i guess

24. Stare at you.
it makes her blush but i do, its hard to stop :)

25. Call for no reason.
done that too lol end up talking for a while :)

26. Quit smoking, chewing, drinking, or drugs - just
because he loves u that much to quit it.
yea if she asked me to give up something i would, but she doesnt mind hookah and she drinks socially too
 

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4. Give you the remote control during the game.
No no no, I don't think so. The minute some random crappy show becomes more important than the playoffs is the moment when I leave this world on a flying carpet made by poor blind leprechauns.

I'm not trying to be funny here, i'll stay faithful and always be completely honest but there is no way in hell that is happening.