I agree with Maddox.
And once I find the article, I will link it.
EDIT: http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=26_things
Anyway, I don't have any inherent problem with acting "cute" or "romantic" or any of that, but this is still stupid.
Really?
"The game?"
Fuck sports.
There is nothing in the world that would make me sit down to watch "the game."
Not even having both my legs and arms amputated.
I would crawl to the TV to shut it off with my face.
EDIT2: I actually feel like responding to this as some others have.
1. Know how to make you smile when you are down.
Well, not to be modest, but I am fucking hilarious. Ladies love teh humorz.
I love this, lol know i'm so late to the punch its awkward but this is why you look at old posts
2. Try to secretly smell your hair, but you always
notice.
That's a little weird...and it's not really something the guy can do alone, is it? Unless the lady has some sort of olfactory alarm, how is this supposed to work?
3. Stick up for you, but still respects your
independence.
Couldn't I respect her independence by letting her solve her own problems?
4. Give you the remote control during the game.
I can only repeat my utter hatred of sports.
5. Come up behind you and put his arms around you.
I do that to friends, too.
Gah no. I hate having sticky shit on my hands, and hairspray definitely counts.
7. His hands always find yours.
Always?
8. Be cute when he really wants something.
Whatever happened to "getting it myself?"
9. Offer you plenty of massages.
Am I a massage therapist now?
10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork.
Fuck dancing. Dancing is silly as hell.
11. Never run out of love.
...Okay.
12. Be funny, but know how to be serious.
This I have down to an artform.
13. Realize he's being funny when he needs to be
serious.
Also this. But realizing I'm doing it doesn't mean I'm going to
stop.
14. Be patient when you take forever to get ready.
Whatever. I probably take longer to get dressed than most ladies.
15. React so cutely when you hit him and it actually
hurts.
There is this thing, it is called "domestic abuse." I wonder if you have ever heard of it?
Smiling hurts my face.
17. Plans a romantic date full of cheesy things he
wouldn't normally like to do, just because he knows it
means a lot to you.
I love cheesy romantic shit! I am all about cheesy romantic shit. Why do I feel like I'm being stereotyped here?
O...kay...
Do I look like Jesus to you? Helping people only makes them dependent on you.
20. Drive 5 hours just to see you for 1.
Or buy a day planner?
21. Always gives you a peck on the cheek when you
depart from each others company, even when his friends
are watching.
Why would a bunch of ladies care if I kiss another lady?
22. Sing, even if he can't.
Easy enough.
23. Have a creative sense of humor.
I'm "creative" the way serial killers are "interesting." ...Ladies.
Staring is hard.
Nothing says "romantic" like sitting awkwardly on the phone because you have nothing to say.
26. Quit smoking, chewing, drinking, or drugs - just
because he loves u that much to quit it.
What's up with the weird lapse into text speak here?
Also, no. There is also this thing called "compromise."
Just because someone has ovaries doesn't mean they get to be in control of everyone.
Who the fuck am I kidding - of course it does.
Girls can hit really hard!
