TOGSolid said:
President Moocow said:
Is everyone including the OP completely MENTAL? All those protips are JOKES, the kind of "that's funny but so true" JOKES and if you didn't see that then for the love of god, get out of your self-loathing insecure shell and go get shitfaced at the nearest bar (for under 21: find a buddy to help you. For under 12, ask your parents beforehand). I don't know what's more funny, the article or how hilariously serious people's reactions were. My god, the only thing this article did show, is just how many insecure people there are here.
What more can I really say besides that? To be honest, I was expecting more people to go nuclear, but interestingly everybody saw what I was doing and didn't rage. The real meat of my post was my concluding paragraphs. The rest was just for lulz. Looks like your knightly visor was in the way and you couldn't figure that out. Besides, if you think the masses are going to read that article and just think that it's mostly a bunch of jokes with underlying messages, then you're the one that's completely mental mate.
Btw, there is an edit button, you really didn't have to double post.
huh? you're telling me that all those rants you had were all jokes? Call me critical but it sure as hell sounded like a bunch of counter-points that you had for each point. But now you're trying to cover for you ignorance now by saying "oh yeah well I was just joking the entire time so here's a picture of a knight". Bullshit. Furthermore, your "conclusion" (apparently the only serious part, which just happens to be the exact same criticism and the exact same tone as all your "counterpoints") was just you summing how you don't like how girls tell you how to act because you're fine the way you are. No, someone with true confidence would acknowledge the good advice instead of acting as if their identity was threatened
Well, sure, not everyone will understand that the article was all a bunch of jokes with underlying messages because the humor comes when you relate yourself to the situation. To get the joke, you have to have experienced dating and sex. If you have any doubt that they are jokes with underlying good messages then here's a good explanation for one of them.
MoganFreeman said:
To add my two cents:
#4: "When considering whether or not to ask out the girl you're afraid to talk to, keep this in mind: No matter who you are or what you look like, it's always flattering when you hit on us. Always."
Flattering, maybe, but never effective.
Great example of missing the point (by taking it too literally). Now to get this one, you have to already know that guys commonly have anxiety when it comes to talking to women. It happens all the time, especially when it comes to asking out a girl.
The point behind #4 is actually this: Even if what you say is cheesy/corny/pathetic, she'll already be impressed enough that you had the courage to ask her out, so you don't need to be so preoccupied about what to say.
Or in simple terms: Stop worrying and ask her out already.
