27 Things Men Don't Know About Women, and other shit girls like to pretend.

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Hazy

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TOGSolid said:
#26: "Our friends are not your enemies, and our enemies better not be your friends."
WE ARE THE BORG
LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP
WE WILL ADD YOUR BIOLOGICAL AND TECHNOLOGICAL DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN.
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE
I laughed. I laughed incredibly hard.

Overall, this was a pretty fun read. I can say that I feel trying to "control" your partner is an incredibly, well, futile effort.
 

dietpeachsnapple

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Nibbles said:
My response to the entire OP:
Thank the Goddess I'm gay.
Fair enough.

I can't say I feel the same though, as one who can look at his own camp with a lustful eye. Neither side of this argument appear all that appealing for their behavior, ardent defamations, or poorly constructed dating advice.
 

MercurySteam

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I shall take this into account in the future......... now where's my nail clipper?
 

Inco

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Nice thread, had me laughing quite a bit at how 'great' the 'advice' was.
Really, we need more of these kinds of article dissection threads.
 

katsa5

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>< Dumb. This list makes all women out to be self-serving brats. Sure, some are, but not all. So take this list and pursue that one woman and leave the rest of us in peace.
 

funguy2121

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Dammit, where's my "Ya'll niggas postin' on a troll thread!" image?

To answer your question, Jane Krakowski is a COMEDIAN, one of the star's of NBC's current highest rated Thursday night show, right there in the Friends slot.

'Twas a joke, and an obvious one at that.

Go on, I'm sure you have more vitriol to spew.
 

IanBrazen

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Dude you are my new hero.
you hit the nail right on the head with ever "point" that woman made, and I for one feel very objectified and insulted by this list. (yeah ladies being objectified goes both ways)
Some of these make me so damn mad that I cant even find words.
but ill try.


TOGSolid said:
#10: "Call us back right away. That 'three day' crap does not apply. We're getting older and we don't have time to screw around. Wait too long and we'll lose interest. Trust me on this one."
You know what lady your not the only one in the relationship, how about if im feeling nervous, or not sure about you I just take my time and think about it.
Sorry if im not making it all about you, you selfish *****.

TOGSolid said:
#14: "PMS is not a lame excuse to be able to yell at you. It's a great excuse."
Okay this one is not fair.
I know that a lot of women cant control it, I understand and im never angry, but if your not even going to try to control your raging hormones than why should I care if I hurt your feelings by yelling back.
My GF has baaaaad pms and some of the things she says to me can become very hurtful, but in the end she realizes what she said and apologizes for it, so because of that I never say anything and let it go.
You know some men like to act tough, like they cant be hurt by words, but words can be sharper than any sword and sometime you women can really be terrible.
Just because we don't get hysterical and sob like women do, doesn't mean that men do not have feelings.

TOGSolid said:
#23: We need you to be reachable at all times, but we don't always pick up our phones when you call. We realize this seems like a double standard; if you'd like to discuss it further, just leave a message."
"seems like a double standard"
fuck you okay.
that is the definition of double standard.
do you think I only exist to cater to you, that I will answer every phone call like a dog getting a command, but God forbid you have to listen to me and my problems, no its alllll about you.
selfish *****.
 

omega 616

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Frosty05 said:
The givers of life? Messed up as you damn well want? Hardly. How about this: I don't consent to reproduce with you (putting it as mildly as possible here) and what happens? No life. You're not "the givers of life". It takes two to tango, so get over yourself.

Also, I'm not trying to personally attack you, I'm attacking your viewpoint. Just making the distinction clear here. I very much don't want to become known on this forum as a flamer. :)

Hello Escapist!

-Frosty05
Scientists can make a baby from two eggs but not from two sperm so actually if men died out then women could live on.

On topic, are you crazy? The Last Starfighter is a god awful film or was it a stab at irony?

Even more on topic, without being classed as homophobic (since I have a gay friend), are you gay? Well you seem very jaded and angry at women, if you live in england you will know what they say about sailors. Just asking 'cos it's either that or you have just ended a relationship in a rather messy way.
 

Space Cowgirl

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This was actually a pretty interesting read and I find a whole crapload of things of that kind going on in relationships. As a girl, I actually find this incredibly amusing and I find this a kind of 'what not to do' list. Also, I must say that I really do hate weddings, they're way too sappy for me.
 

Alkestes

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TOGSolid said:
Next time we're watching The Last Starfighter.
FUCK. YES. Also, I was laughing hard all the way through that. And I have to agree with you on all points. Women are fucking crazy.
 

Keepitclean

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Well you put teh time in and I read it. All I can say is great post and am on the same page as you.
Inconsistancies Arise said:
Nice thread, had me laughing quite a bit at how 'great' the 'advice' was.
Really, we need more of these kinds of article dissection threads.
Yeah thats good too.
 

Xojins

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Haha, I'm glad I read this. It sure makes me appreciate that I don't have to deal with bullshit like this from women.
 

BookBeast

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Oh goodness. That list makes me feel embarrassed for my entire gender.

If you want some information that will really help you understand women, I recommend anthropologist Deborah Tannen's You Just Don't Understand: Women and Men in Conversation [http://www.amazon.com/You-Just-Dont-Understand-Conversation/dp/0060959622/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1262530003&sr=8-4] in which she makes the point that males and females - at least in Western society - are raised to have very different communication styles, which is what creates much of the confusion between them.
 

brunothepig

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Wow. What the fuck? Okay, my girlfriend isn't like this. In fact, I just tried complimenting her elbow, and she laughed at me and called me silly... So, I disproved that one in seconds. And I know that the rest are just stupid, except those ones that are common sense, not secrets.
 

Ekonk

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Most of the women I know are about three gazillion times cooler than whoever thought up that list. Scary part is she keeps saying 'us' all the time. It's like she thinks every woman is a fucking hivemind. MY NAME IS LEGION FOR WE ARE MANY