27 year old knife wielding burglar robs OAP.

[Scythos]

Little did he know said OAP used to be a professional boxer.

http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/UK-News/Pensioner-Batters-Burglar-In-Oxfordshire-Gregory-McCalium-Jailed-For-Four-And-A-Half-Years/Article/200906415325104?lpos=UK_News_Carousel_Region_4&lid=ARTICLE_15325104_Pensioner_Batters_Burglar_In_Oxfordshire%3A_Gregory_McCalium_Jailed_For_Four_And_A_Half_Years

This has made my day really, any other good news that'll make Matt a happy Matt ?

 

[NimbleJack3]

I once heard that a guy tried to rob a gun shop. No fewer than 32 customers opened fire with various shotguns, handguns and revolvers. And there was a police car outside.

 

[are.you.the.god.its.me.vader]

Awesome.

 

[Soxafloppin]

thatl teach him.

 

[JWAN]

what a dumbass
that's why you need a gun so you can remove people like this from the gene pool

 

[Scythos]

I once heard that a guy tried to rob a gun shop. No fewer than 32 customers opened fire with various shotguns, handguns and revolvers. And there was a police car outside.

I had to try and read your post three times, I kept getting distracted by that awesome cat xD

 

[Rajin Cajun]

what a dumbass
that's why you need a gun so you can remove people like this from the gene pool

Exactly, now I await all the whiners who were in the MJ Fan Suicide thread to come in here flaming people for this view point.

As to the thug he sure did get his ass kicked good and hard.

 

[GrinningManiac]

Very nice, I approve.

There's a similar story somewhere out there where three kids tried to mug an old man with a cane.

Turned out, the old man was a Fencing LEGEND, and the cane was a swordstick given to him by the fencing championships as a farewell present. Needless to say, he mutilated the chavs senseless

 

[XJ-0461]

There are two words to describe the old man: fucking awesome. Well done, I say.

 

[Xyphon]

I can't believe not a single person has said it yet. Allow me.


"Ahem"

YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!

 

[TheMatt]

Little did he know said OAP used to be a professional boxer.

snip

This has made my day really, any other good news that'll make Matt a happy Matt ?

I will decide when I am happy thank you.

/read article

ok, I am happy.

 

[The Diabolical Biz]

Very nice, I approve.

There's a similar story somewhere out there where three kids tried to mug an old man with a cane.

Turned out, the old man was a Fencing LEGEND, and the cane was a swordstick given to him by the fencing championships as a farewell present. Needless to say, he mutilated the chavs senseless

Hahaha what a briliant story

 

[Jharry5]

Well, that's just made my day.
Only two punches and he was left with that amount of bruising? Serves him right. I wonder whether he'd have thought himself so tough without the knife...?

 

[TheMatt]

Little did he know said OAP used to be a professional boxer.

snip

Linked to your story. I'll see your grandpa, and raise you a grandma.

http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/UK-News/Pensioner-Gwyneth-Davies-86-Tackles-Burglar-In-Merthyr-Tydfil-South-Wales-With-Her-Crutch/Article/200904315262803?lpos=UK_News_Article_Related_Content_Region_2&lid=ARTICLE_15262803_Pensioner_Gwyneth_Davies%2C_86%2C_Tackles_Burglar_In_Merthyr_Tydfil%2C_South_Wales%2C_With_Her_Crutch

 

[metagaia]

Do not judge a book by its cover, or it will punch you twice and get you arrested and humiliated

 

[Wadders]

Well this just made my day, thanks for that

Now if only we can train all OAPs to beat the fuck out of the scum who try to rob them, we might be on to something...

 

[Cowabungaa]

That's fantastic, I would've loved to see the look on that muggers face when he saw the fist of that old guy coming right at him.

Very nice, I approve.

There's a similar story somewhere out there where three kids tried to mug an old man with a cane.

Turned out, the old man was a Fencing LEGEND, and the cane was a swordstick given to him by the fencing championships as a farewell present. Needless to say, he mutilated the chavs senseless

And the same counts for this one, I can see those kids standing there while that old guy goes "HaHA! My name is <insert that old guy's name>, you tried to mug me, prepare to die!" (cookie for the reference)

 

[GrinningManiac]

That's fantastic, I would've loved to see the look on that muggers face when he saw the fist of that old guy coming right at him.

Very nice, I approve.

There's a similar story somewhere out there where three kids tried to mug an old man with a cane.

Turned out, the old man was a Fencing LEGEND, and the cane was a swordstick given to him by the fencing championships as a farewell present. Needless to say, he mutilated the chavs senseless

And the same counts for this one, I can see those kids standing there while that old guy goes "HaHA! My name is <insert that old guy's name>, you tried to mug me, prepare to die!" (cookie for the reference)

Princess Bride

"Hello, my name is Iginro Morotoya (spell?), you killed my father, prepare to die"