27 year old knife wielding burglar robs OAP.

[ZickyJackz]

Damn! That Old guy whooped his ass! Stupid punk got a lesson,let's hope he learned from it.

 

[MasterSqueak]

I once heard that a guy tried to rob a gun shop. No fewer than 32 customers opened fire with various shotguns, handguns and revolvers. And there was a police car outside.

Epic.

 

[dalek sec]

Fuck........I wanna meet the old guy and shake his hand for awesomeness.

Ditto man, god he really messed up that guy's face with just two blows.

 

[Ushario]

Couple of good stories there, I particularly like how the grandmother made the burgler sit down like a naughty kid.

I know a guy that must be in his late 60's or early 70's and he kicks ass, he's one of my boxing coaches. As the saying goes; never underestimate an opponent.

 

[The Diabolical Biz]

That's fantastic, I would've loved to see the look on that muggers face when he saw the fist of that old guy coming right at him.
And the same counts for this one, I can see those kids standing there while that old guy goes "HaHA! My name is <insert that old guy's name>, you tried to mug me, prepare to die!" (cookie for the reference)

Princess Bride

Has anyone already said it?

 

[ICantBelieveItGoesBoom]

I remember one news story that involved 3 robbers getting pelted at by the cashier with blocks of cheese. I also remember the quote "She hit one of them straight in the face with a slice of Gorgonzola". This happened in Germany, I think...

 

[-Orgasmatron-]

what a dumbass
that's why you need a gun so you can remove people like this from the gene pool

That's what I keep saying, but no, guns aren't allowd in England. As a result, the street is ruled by gangs of feral chavs. Sure, you can call the police, just make sure your attacker can put his assualt on you off for a day, cus that's how long they take to show up.

 

[Crimson King]

That'l learn ya!

It's really not a smart idea to rob a random house -.-

 

[Ultrajoe]

And that kids, is why boxing beats other martial arts.

Right up until they get kicked.

 

[Cowabungaa]

That's fantastic, I would've loved to see the look on that muggers face when he saw the fist of that old guy coming right at him.
And the same counts for this one, I can see those kids standing there while that old guy goes "HaHA! My name is <insert that old guy's name>, you tried to mug me, prepare to die!" (cookie for the reference)

Princess Bride

Has anyone already said it?

Sadly yes, the cookie has even been given already. Here's your consolation prize though:

 

[VincentX3]

Awsome sauce!!

That'll teach him

 

[Outamyhead]

Is it me or does the photo of Corti look like Vinni Jones, you don't pick a fight with Vinni or someone that looks like him!

Not to mention the OAP was a Royal Engineer as well, he'll be getting an OBE from the queen for being hard as nails.

And that kids, is why boxing beats other martial arts.

Depends on what you know really but that's pretty ignorant to think that one form of defense is better than another, it's down to how skilled or well trained you are in that particular form or style of fighting. In this case a drunkard who is skilled in all martial and no art got his arse handed to him by a guy who is still highly skilled in boxing.

 

[JWAN]

what a dumbass
that's why you need a gun so you can remove people like this from the gene pool

That's what I keep saying, but no, guns aren't allowd in England. As a result, the street is ruled by gangs of feral chavs. Sure, you can call the police, just make sure your attacker can put his assualt on you off for a day, cus that's how long they take to show up.

"A gun in your hand is better than a cop on the phone"

 

[Agent Larkin]

He deserved it.

 

[-Orgasmatron-]

"A gun in your hand is better than a cop on the phone"

If I knew where to get a gun and could afford it I'd get one regardless of the law, I'd rather be tried be 12 than carried by 6.

 

[quiet_samurai]

He is soooooo going to be someones *****.

 

[The Diabolical Biz]

That's fantastic, I would've loved to see the look on that muggers face when he saw the fist of that old guy coming right at him.
And the same counts for this one, I can see those kids standing there while that old guy goes "HaHA! My name is <insert that old guy's name>, you tried to mug me, prepare to die!" (cookie for the reference)

Princess Bride

Has anyone already said it?

Sadly yes, the cookie has even been given already. Here's your consolation prize though:

Hmm, better than nothing I s'pose...

I'll just have to 'buy' a cookie

 

[Hitman 43]

I once heard that a guy tried to rob a gun shop. No fewer than 32 customers opened fire with various shotguns, handguns and revolvers. And there was a police car outside.

Funny.

 

[Outamyhead]

You know statistically, 9 out of 10 people that own a gun are shot by their own weapon in a fight.

and yeah guns have been banned for the last 20 something years in Britain.