27 year old knife wielding burglar robs OAP.

[Rolling Thunder]

*Falls over laughing*

 

[Cowabungaa]

Princess Bride

"Hello, my name is Iginro Morotoya (spell?), you killed my father, prepare to die"

As promised:

 

[Scythos]

Little did he know said OAP used to be a professional boxer.

snip

Linked to your story. I'll see your grandpa, and raise you a grandma.

http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/UK-News/Pensioner-Gwyneth-Davies-86-Tackles-Burglar-In-Merthyr-Tydfil-South-Wales-With-Her-Crutch/Article/200904315262803?lpos=UK_News_Article_Related_Content_Region_2&lid=ARTICLE_15262803_Pensioner_Gwyneth_Davies%2C_86%2C_Tackles_Burglar_In_Merthyr_Tydfil%2C_South_Wales%2C_With_Her_Crutch

This day keeps getting better and better ;D

 

[Macgyvercas]

aboslutely fucking hilarious!

 

[GrinningManiac]

Princess Bride

"Hello, my name is Iginro Morotoya (spell?), you killed my father, prepare to die"

As promised:

Squeee! I just had a cookie IRL too

This day rocks!

 

[NimbleJack3]

I once heard that a guy tried to rob a gun shop. No fewer than 32 customers opened fire with various shotguns, handguns and revolvers. And there was a police car outside.

I had to try and read your post three times, I kept getting distracted by that awesome cat xD

Yes it is cool, isn't it. I got it from a friend with the intention of using it as my twitter icon. Alas, Twitter shuns GIFs.

 

[Ka_huna]

Justice is served. Twice.

 

[SsilverR]

good old british boxers **wipes tear** i'm so proud to be one at this moment ... THAT .. my sons, is why boxers wear wraps and glove (also to prevent injury to our hands and ironically gloves widen impact area meaning more chance of KO .. but less of massive injury like the repturing of vital organs and some very gruesome cuts) ... damn i hope i can spark that hard in my 70's

looks like a 1, 2 (left jab, right straight) left to the jaw right to the eye

 

[Booze Zombie]

I once heard that a guy tried to rob a gun shop. No fewer than 32 customers opened fire with various shotguns, handguns and revolvers. And there was a police car outside.

I do believe that was a Darwin Award.

 

[Mardy]

And that kids, is why boxing beats other martial arts.

 

[walkingdead127]

Ha now he has to go to jail and explain to his cell mate how he was beaten up by a 72 year old boxer.

 

[ViolentlyHappy91]

Fuck........I wanna meet the old guy and shake his hand for awesomeness.

 

[Mad Maniac with axe-firing chainsaw]

I once heard that a guy tried to rob a gun shop. No fewer than 32 customers opened fire with various shotguns, handguns and revolvers. And there was a police car outside.

That's karmic justice in action. Never let it be said again that the karma Gods do not exist. They miss sometimes, but they are usually incredibly accurate shots. In this case, they took human form *tastless joke.*

 

[Chipperz]

See people? Unarmed beats weapons any day of the week! The more distance you have to put between you and the person you're trying to beat senseless, the more of a pussy you are

Which is, coincidentally, my (only) argument for gun control

Seriously, I'm not surprised by any of these stories, most old people I've had the pleasure of meeting have been nutters, some feel they've had a good life and just don;t fear death any more, pretty much meaning they can happily take on armed groups and win...

 

[MiracleOfSound]

what a dumbass
that's why you need a gun so you can remove people like this from the gene pool

Exactly, now I await all the whiners who were in the MJ Fan Suicide thread to come in here flaming people for this view point.

As to the thug he sure did get his ass kicked good and hard.

Despite our previous differences of opinion, I actually agree with you on this one. I would love to have seen that scumbag get his ass kicked.

 

[Boxpopper]

I once heard that a guy tried to rob a gun shop. No fewer than 32 customers opened fire with various shotguns, handguns and revolvers. And there was a police car outside.

I saw that on Snopes. In reality, pnly the cop and the store clerk shot him, and with regular handguns.

 

[Boxpopper]

Princess Bride

"Hello, my name is Iginro Morotoya (spell?), you killed my father, prepare to die"

As promised:

Damn he beat me to it. But the guy's name was Inigo Montoya, for the record.

 

[Inmate13]

About a year ago in the Willamette Valley, a man in his late 50s was being harassed by 4 youths (threatening to rob him) around middle to high school age on a bus, when out of nowhere the old man pulls a knife to defend himself. Needless to say, the kids run away like the pussies they are with the superficial wounds the their hands and buttocks to prove it, and while they tried to argue that they were attacked by a crazy old man, eeeveryone else on the bus bore witness to their act of idiocy