300 Pirhana, against 20,000 Drunken Teens

[Mrsoupcup]

So everyone, there happens to be this new movie comming out which I'm sure many of you have seen the adds for on Youtube... That movie is Pirhana 3D, which from this trailer looks so utter crap, it almost looks good.
(Yes that's actually Doc Brown from Back to the Future)

Spoiler: Obviously the Back to the Future jokes are just going to come right through, example:

"This paticular piranha vanished 2 million years ago" "Wait doc so your saying that those Piranha time traveled 2 million years into the future?" " Precisely." "Damn I'm late for school. -Marty McFly" -Some guy from Youtube.....

Anyway, no matter how bad this movie may turn out to be, it's always nice to see drunken over privileged college kids get horribly killed XD
So what does the Escapist have to say about this?
(I smell a meme forming XD)


Edit: Why doesn't everyone just get out of the lake and throw a Boombox or Stereo into the water? See problem solved XD

 

[Zirat]

"When this motor boat hits 25 MPH, we are going to see some serious shit!"

But joking aside, this looks like a terrible movie, but worth riffing with friends

 

[Dexiro]

It does look absolutely terrible, but at the same time i think it might be worth the watch strangely xD

Not too big on how they're whoring over the THREEE DEEEE though.

 

[Dango]

(Yes that is Doc Brown from Back 2 the Future)

I was not interested until I read this line. It doesn't look like a very good movie, by the way.

 

[Mrsoupcup]

I think this is just one of those so bad it's good films, you have to see this with friends though.

 

[Nexus Arc]

I just want to say the part in the end of the Vid where she is up against a rock then the fishy fish gets close and then I guess growl, and hiss at the same time has to be a reference to Alien, or Aliens can't remember which one.

 

[Mrsoupcup]

(Yes that is Doc Brown from Back 2 the Future)

I was not interested until I read this line. It doesn't look like a very good movie, by the way.

I looks horrible, yet funny. (So bad it's good XD)

 

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

It's Doc Brown, playing Doc Brown. That voice of unparalleled amazement at everything.

That'll teach those lousy college kids for being so damned jovial and collegey.

 

[AngryMongoose]

Hope they all die, they deserve it.

They're what, 2 meters from the harbour, and yet they're getting trapped under the boat?

I hope those pirhana learn to walk on land.

 

[no_more_usernames]

What if they built a DeLorean that ran on pirhana?

 

[Tharwen]

What? Why the hell would a shoal of several hundred piranha leave a body?

 

[reddfawks]

...So is this a joke movie or not?

 

[Thedayrecker]

I don't get it.... How is this movie going to be longer than 15 minutes?

"Oh noez the Pirhana ate 10 people! Good thing everybody else got out of the water...."

 

[Slaanax]

Lots of girls in little bikini's being eaten.

 

[Necator15]

Lots of girls in little bikini's being eaten.

Sounds like the opening to a dirty joke.


But in all seriousness, the movie looks like it's going to suck. Not suck so bad that it's kinda funny, just suck.

 

[Sir_Tor]

Will there be bewbs?

Will probably watch this with my friends

 

[Levitas1234]

Lots of girls in little bikini's being eaten.

Sounds like the opening to a dirty joke.


But in all seriousness, the movie looks like it's going to suck. Not suck so bad that it's kinda funny, just suck.

Intense 3d action scenes will make it worth watching (considering you do drugs of course)

want to get shrooms and tickets right nao!

 

[Scarecrow]

why do the movie people think that if you put blood and tits in a movie, it will be alright? It's just stupid.

 

[dashiz94]

Will there be bewbs?

Will probably watch this with my friends

The bewbs part with your avatar made that so much funnier by the way

 

[masher]

GO NATURE, GO!!! >.<

The -Stupid- deserve to die!
Honestly... That's some screwed up "Fight or Flight" response. It's not even, frozen with fear, it's "Hey, lets get a closer at the thing trying to -kill- us." ALL they have to do is freaking -RUN- away, but no... they can't even do that... And it's not that they don't -notice- their comrades being eaten. They just crowd by the water's edge, wanting a closer look at the feeding frenzy.