300 Pirhana, against 20,000 Drunken Teens

[steampunk42]

saw this trailer a while back and i actually thought it was a spoof trailer like that one from the beginning of grind house for that fake movie machete.

 

[Tartarga]

So... its Jaws, but with piranha? There gonna need a bigger boat.

 

[Mrsoupcup]

drunken over priveldged college kids get horribly killed XD

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Dude it was a joke, chill out. (I'm going to college in a single year so... Derp?)

Anyway, I plan to see this with friends for some good laughs.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

You guys realize this is a remake of a 70s B monster flick right? It's supposed to be laughably stupid.

Yes, people seam to forget this is a sequel... remake... SOMETHING of an already terrible movie. The only thing it had going for it was a Jaws rip-off that was somehow even more stupid then the Jaws sequels. The only reason to see the original or the new is to see a "so-bad-it-is-hilarious" film.

 

[Mrsoupcup]

Was that an Alien 3 reference at that last second of the trailer?

I think so, but why? Alien 3 was horrible...

 

[HarmanSmith]

At 1:45, he is using a boat motor as a FUCKING UNDERWATER CHAINSAW! I was too busy laughing to watch the rest of the trailer.

 

[martin's a madman]

That looks absolutely ridiculous and hilarious.

 

[Miumaru]

I don't get it.... How is this movie going to be longer than 15 minutes?

"Oh noez the Pirhana ate 10 people! Good thing everybody else got out of the water...."

They are too lazy to try to get them out. No really.

 

[Angus565]

Hope they all die, they deserve it.

They're what, 2 meters from the harbour, and yet they're getting trapped under the boat?

I hope those pirhana learn to walk on land.

Piranhas don't walk on land...

[HEADING=1]THEY FLY OVER IT![/HEADING]

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

(Yes that is Doc Brown from Back 2 the Future)

I was not interested until I read this line. It doesn't look like a very good movie, by the way.

HA! Same here too. I was like: "Ugh I've heard about this movie. Just some stupid horror movie about bloodthristy animals that also happens to be riding the 3D bandwagon." Then I read "Yes that is Doc Brown from Back 2 the Future" and so I decided to watch the trailer. (Damn, the Doc looks old)

Probably still won't watch it. I'm not into these types of movies. Just a bunch of stupid teens doing stupid things and getting killed. Everyone but the main character, their love interest, and their bestest of best friends will survive. Well at least out of the main characters.

 

[natster43]

This movie does look bad. Also they could solve the problem by just staying out of the water.

 

[Tdc2182]

Get out of the water. Movie plot solved.

 

[ProfessorLayton]

This movie looks absolutely terrible... but not in the Vampires Suck definition of terrible as in the trailer alone made me shake my head in shame and cringe at the sad attempts at humor, but in the Happening definition of terrible as in the movie being awful, but at least it was nice to talk about how bad it was or the Tokyo Gore Police definition of terrible as in absolute mindless insanity that's just a fun time at the movies.

 

[gabe7_20]

this movie looks good to you? It looks like a bad remake of jaws....

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

Hope they all die, they deserve it.

They're what, 2 meters from the harbour, and yet they're getting trapped under the boat?

I hope those pirhana learn to walk on land.

Piranhas don't walk on land...

[HEADING=1]THEY FLY OVER IT![/HEADING]

All I can say to that is:

[HEADING=1]SHHHIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTT![/HEADING]

 

[Mrsoupcup]

this movie looks good to you? It looks like a bad remake of jaws....

I said it looked so bad it looked almost good.

 

[Mrsoupcup]

At 1:45, he is using a boat motor as a FUCKING UNDERWATER CHAINSAW! I was too busy laughing to watch the rest of the trailer.

That had to be the only cool/funny part to that trailer.

 

[ZeusWhersMyPants]

(Yes that is Doc Brown from Back 2 the Future)

I was not interested until I read this line. It doesn't look like a very good movie, by the way.

I looks horrible, yet funny. (So bad it's good XD)

i would pay good money to see that movie

 

[Wylade]

You guys realize this is a remake of a 70s B monster flick right? It's supposed to be laughably stupid.
Wow, a remake of a shitty movie that isn't evan old enough to be remade? Isn't this predictable of hollywood.