300 Pirhana, against 20,000 Drunken Teens

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Varanfan9

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Ugg another Piranha movie with all its facts wrong. There are 30 species of Piranha. Wann know how many actually eat meat? 3 kinds.
 

bushwhacker2k

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People in College that go to frat parties and huge beach gathering tend to be called 'kids' whether they're older than you or not... unless they're perverted old men or something.
 

Jake the Snake

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The first time I saw this on TV, I honestly thought it was some mock/spoof trailer on the show I was watching. But Christ does it have bad written all over it haha.
 

snowman6251

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I saw the trailer for this when I went to see Salt.

My thoughts

"Is this a horror movie"

"Yup this is definitely a horror movie"

"Was that a Piranha"

"Yup"

"So is this going to be like Anaconda and Komodo"

"No its going to be Anaconda and Komodo and National Lampoon"

"Lol this looks stupid"

"3D!? God damn it Hollywood. No seriously Hollywood. Fuck you. FUCK. You."
 

ninja555

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Looks like the mutated offspring of jaws and shark attack 3. And I really like what that one guy says "Don't worry we've got beer over here". Don't worry about the Piranhas so long as we have beer we're k.
 

Superhyperactiveman

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See, it looked really good... until the fish... Up until the fish, I thought it looked like a good movie... but see... then there were fish...
 

geldonyetich

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If the Piranha were a breed that specifically ate the clothes off those hot young actresses, it would be a more entertaining movie for me. ;)

But then, I may have watched too many anime where ladies clothes pop off in various strangely improbable manners. Seriously, what is up with that [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vcDrepTN2o]?
 

Nouw

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Looks terrible. Waste of Money. And yes, I do smell a meme as well.
 

MrNickster

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Is this a remake or a sequel to the old 1970's pirahna movie?

Moving on-this movie looks like it would be entertaining, but in a very silly kind of way. Essentially Jaws with pirahnas and in 3D.
 

Averant

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I'm betting $10,000 that the piranha eat everyone by the end. At least, that's my hope.
 

ninjajoeman

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masher said:
GO NATURE, GO!!! >.<

The -Stupid- deserve to die!
Honestly... That's some screwed up "Fight or Flight" response. It's not even, frozen with fear, it's "Hey, lets get a closer at the thing trying to -kill- us." ALL they have to do is freaking -RUN- away, but no... they can't even do that... And it's not that they don't -notice- their comrades being eaten. They just crowd by the water's edge, wanting a closer look at the feeding frenzy.
BUT ITS SO INTERESTING

on topic though this is how I think the movie will play out

first they start out introducing 3 characters or more they are going on spring break. Then some random guy with this random scientist finds some super piranhas. the guy gets eaten then shes like I WANT REVENGE! she tells the government then they are like no way then shes like damn im gonna have to do this my self but im gonna need some stupid main characters that will obviously never die. cue the scene where shes running towards the beach and shes like GET OUT THE WATER THEY WILL GET YOU then the kids laugh at her then there uppems come then she tells the 3 people to kill em and there like alright well do it! then one guy gets killed then scary ish stuff happens then the piranhas die with some souped up UBER grenade.
 

JackRyan64

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This will be the greatest thing in the history of cinema. The girl flailing retardedly at the end sealed the deal for me.
 

spartan231490

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horrid movie, sci-fi original levels of suck. but it has bakini's in it, so i might watch it anyway when i get bored.
 

Alon Shechter

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Looks like the kind of thing that is so ridiculously bad it becomes fun to watch just for teh lulz.
geldonyetich said:
what is up with that [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vcDrepTN2o]?
A punch that makes a shirt disappear and a bra unhook itself.
Curious.
 

TheTim

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I really do not enjoy seeing people get mauled by oversized fish. Its kind of kreeeeepy that someone would enjoy this.
 

crouchingtigress01

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This doesn't seem like a movie, this seems like some joke that should have been shown on the Sci-fi network. That being said I have a question, how could a species of fish survive in an underground lake? Where did the oxygen come from to keep them from dying of co2 poisoning? Can they survive on co2? And what did they eat for those thousands/million years, each other or were they in hibernation?
 

Redlin5_v1legacy

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Its like Jaws except full of unnecessary 3D gimmicks, no suspense and teenagers.

Yeah, no. I'm avoiding this movie.
 

jumjalalabash

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InnerRebellion said:
Isn't it a myth that piranhas attack and eat humans without being provoked?
Only real chance they may go for a human is if its a really REALLY small child.
 

Mass B

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the thing is, the movie is going to have to keep coming up with ridiculous reasons for people to keep going out on the water after the first couple attacks