300 Pirhana, against 20,000 Drunken Teens

[Ashsaver]

This looks like a good old monster-slasher flick,too bad the piranha are computer generated.

It's one of those movies i used to watch for laugh and shock factors,like Braindead(Dead alive)
and Re-animator.


I won't go to the theater to watch this,I'd rather wait for the DVD,or Blu-Ray if it cheap enough.

 

[Dags90]

To all the people suggesting that this is like Jaws, but with piranhas and in 3-D...you're wrong. This is clearly Jaws: 3D with piranhas.

 

[mb16]

one thing to say... OM NOM NOM NOM

here is something i found on teh interwebs

"Jaws...lots and lots of jaws. From acclaimed director Alexandre Aja (The Hills Have Eyes) comes the new action thriller PIRANHA 3D, in the latest eye-popping 3D technology. A new type of terror is about to be cut loose on beautiful Lake Victoria. After a sudden underwater tremor sets free scores of the prehistoric man-eating fish, an unlikely group of strangers must band together to stop themselves from becoming fish food for the area's new razor-toothed residents. But our heroine (Elisabeth Shue) is seriously outnumbered, and with only one chance to save the lake and her family from totally being devoured, she must risk everything to destroy the aquatic carnivores herself."

bits in bold for extra effect

 

[Axolotl]

Weren't the original 2 Pirhana films parodies? Why are people assuming this isn't?

 

[imnot]

that films lokks a hell of a lot like jaws.

 

[imnot]

Hope they all die, they deserve it.

They're what, 2 meters from the harbour, and yet they're getting trapped under the boat?

I hope those pirhana learn to walk on land.

and use flamethrowers, now THAT would be a good film.

 

[Flamezdudes]

I'm not sure whether to hate it or love it... also...DOC BROWN! WHERE YOU BEEN BRO? I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU ANYWHERE!

 

[imnot]

Isn't it a myth that piranhas attack and eat humans without being provoked?

i think it could be because i saw a guy (not trained) stick his hand in a tank of them for about a minuite.

 

[fullbleed]

I want to see it just so I can shout GREAT SCOTT! when ever Doc comes on screen.

 

[Tourette]

Blood
Fish
Boobs
Drugs
Beer

I got all the content of this movie....

Also it has Kelly Brook in it. She is the ultimate one night stand. Why? I hear you all ask.
Because she is HOT and not too bright.
She'll be all giggly and saying 'what are you doing that for'
and you'll be like, 'that's ok baby, it's perfectly legal and it's all the rage nowadays, all the girls are doing it'
she'll be 'ok then, go right ahead, ouch'

 

[AngryMongoose]

Hope they all die, they deserve it.

They're what, 2 meters from the harbour, and yet they're getting trapped under the boat?

I hope those pirhana learn to walk on land.

and use flamethrowers, now THAT would be a good film.

Flamethrowers that SHOOT MORE PIRHANAS!

 

[imnot]

Hope they all die, they deserve it.

They're what, 2 meters from the harbour, and yet they're getting trapped under the boat?

I hope those pirhana learn to walk on land.

and use flamethrowers, now THAT would be a good film.

Flamethrowers that SHOOT MORE PIRHANAS!

that wouldnt be a flamethrower though would it, unless OMG it shot FLAMING PIRHANAS!

 

[Duskwaith]

Ive heard Kelly Brook is in a bikini in every one of her sceens in this movie so that might justify seeing this with a few friends.

 

[captaincabbage]

noooooooooooo it's shitness makes me wanna see it with friends and rag on it mercilessly.

Also, lolz at constant stream on Back to the Future jokes on youtube.

 

[Connor Raki]

Dude 20,000 Pirhanas against 300 Elephants sounds more entertaining

 

[captaincabbage]

Hope they all die, they deserve it.

They're what, 2 meters from the harbour, and yet they're getting trapped under the boat?

I hope those pirhana learn to walk on land.

and use flamethrowers, now THAT would be a good film.

Flamethrowers that SHOOT MORE PIRHANAS!

that wouldnt be a flamethrower though would it, unless OMG it shot FLAMING PIRHANAS!

now we're cooking with gas! This is a movie worth watching!

Somebody quote this and name this magical creation!

 

[AngryMongoose]

Hope they all die, they deserve it.

They're what, 2 meters from the harbour, and yet they're getting trapped under the boat?

I hope those pirhana learn to walk on land.

and use flamethrowers, now THAT would be a good film.

Flamethrowers that SHOOT MORE PIRHANAS!

that wouldnt be a flamethrower though would it, unless OMG it shot FLAMING PIRHANAS!

I'd say "WITH THEIR OWN FLAMETHROWERS!" but eventually you'll have pirhanas so small that they'll pretty much just be dust.....

Actually... that's really quite scary.

 

[fix-the-spade]

Wait, is that Kelly Brook getting murderised in the last bit?

Gotta see that. Although, it would be better if they just ditched the crappy fish and went with 'lot's of hot women in bikinis' instead.

 

[ProtoChimp]

Fuck those pirahna are so badly animated, seriously FUUUUUUUUUCK. At least they make up for it by having so many jersy shore type wankers murdered but still wtf.