300 Pirhana, against 20,000 Drunken Teens

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Pegghead

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Zirat said:
"When this motor boat hits 25 MPH, we are going to see some serious shit!"

But joking aside, this looks like a terrible movie, but worth riffing with friends
You win, I don't care what you take but you are entitled to one free thing from the basement.

Really, a monster movie about piranhas, that's about as redundant as Godzilla on the moon. Still, at least good old Christopher Loyyd (I WAS FROZEN TODAY! Give me genesis! 1.21 GIGAWATTS! *Sigh* so dreamy) looks as though he realized "Holy shit, I am the only good thing about this movie, I'll just play a minor role, act over-dramatic for teh lulz then get back to my life of being underappreciated and asked to say my catchphrases".
 

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Tharwen said:
What? Why the hell would a shoal of several hundred piranha leave a body?
Yeah... aw well, there seem to be plenty of errors in this film already, but it looks enjoyable to me. Nothing amazing in there, obviously, just looks.. alright.
 

steampunk42

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ChromeAlchemist said:
steampunk42 said:
saw this trailer a while back and i actually thought it was a spoof trailer like that one from the beginning of grind house for that fake movie machete.
Fake?

wait this is an actual movie? i thought it was just a spoof trailer for the the grind house films
 

SsilverR

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Levitas1234 said:
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Slaanax said:
Lots of girls in little bikini's being eaten.
Sounds like the opening to a dirty joke.


But in all seriousness, the movie looks like it's going to suck. Not suck so bad that it's kinda funny, just suck.
Intense 3d action scenes will make it worth watching (considering you do drugs of course)

want to get shrooms and tickets right nao!
wouldn't do shrooms in the theatre .. maybe weeeed :p
 

Axolotl

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steampunk42 said:
wait this is an actual movie? i thought it was just a spoof trailer for the the grind house films
It was, but the trailer was so popular it's being made as a real film.
 

lockeslylcrit

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Canid117 said:
You guys realize this is a remake of a 70s B monster flick right? It's supposed to be laughably stupid.
I thought that same exact thing. I was expecting the piranha to have wings like in the old movie's sequel.
 

Ulquiorra4sama

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Bad acting, no interesting dialogue and fake blood mixed with faliling in water imminent

OT: I'm still gonna watch it, just for the laughs
 

thenumberthirteen

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I saw that trailer in the theatre and had my fist in my mouth to stop me from laughing out loud. Christopher Lloyd CAN do other performances besides Doc Brown you know. I saw them swimming to the camera and the first thing that came into my head was "Zerg Rush".

The thing is unless they can fly or walk fish are stupid horror creatures. Just don't go swimming you idiots. "Look out they're coming right for us!" *Gets out of the sea and onto the beach* "Let's go to the pool".
 

silver wolf009

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Now how many of you here have seen the original paraniha movies? they are literally paper cutouts on sticks that are held in front on a filter on the camera. I dont think anyone can claim to be a 'fan' per say but this does look like something that even SYFY could top with 5000 bucks. This appears to be nothing more than a horrible in the making.
 

The Fork of Truth

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Tharwen said:
What? Why the hell would a shoal of several hundred piranha leave a body?
Good question. Also, why was there a whirlpool? Are these super-fast piranha or something?

Anyway, 'HOW FAST CAN YOU SWIM?' makes me chuckle.
 

Cowabungaa

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Pretty girls will probably die horrible deaths.

Therefore I will not enjoy this, no matter how cheesy it is. Yes I know it's borderline sexist and incredibly stupid, but I can't help it.
It just grates me, a lot.
ChromeAlchemist said:
steampunk42 said:
saw this trailer a while back and i actually thought it was a spoof trailer like that one from the beginning of grind house for that fake movie machete.
Fake?

Hooooolyyyyy shiiiiit... I want that flick. Now. Right goddamn now.
 

steampunk42

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Axolotl said:
steampunk42 said:
wait this is an actual movie? i thought it was just a spoof trailer for the the grind house films
It was, but the trailer was so popular it's being made as a real film.
dude! thats awesome! whens it comin out? i gotta see this thing!
 

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masher said:
GO NATURE, GO!!! >.<

The -Stupid- deserve to die!
Honestly... That's some screwed up "Fight or Flight" response. It's not even, frozen with fear, it's "Hey, lets get a closer at the thing trying to -kill- us." ALL they have to do is freaking -RUN- away, but no... they can't even do that... And it's not that they don't -notice- their comrades being eaten. They just crowd by the water's edge, wanting a closer look at the feeding frenzy.
Its Darwins theory of Natural Selection, proves that the idea put forth by the movie Idiocracy is not likely going to happen, as nature hates stupid people as much as the rest of us do.
 

KaiRai

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It's one of those serious films that's so bad, it becomes kind of good. Kind of like Final destination.

Looks hilarious though.
 

SnipErlite

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Hahaha this could be hilarious. I'm sure some shite acting will make it very funny in places :)
 

Axolotl

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steampunk42 said:
Axolotl said:
steampunk42 said:
wait this is an actual movie? i thought it was just a spoof trailer for the the grind house films
It was, but the trailer was so popular it's being made as a real film.
dude! thats awesome! whens it comin out? i gotta see this thing!
I don't know the exact date but sometime this year I think.
 

Lord Honk

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F**k yeah! This is so awesomely bad, it defies any and all logic. Damn I wanna see this xD
 

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Axolotl said:
steampunk42 said:
Axolotl said:
steampunk42 said:
wait this is an actual movie? i thought it was just a spoof trailer for the the grind house films
It was, but the trailer was so popular it's being made as a real film.
dude! thats awesome! whens it comin out? i gotta see this thing!
I don't know the exact date but sometime this year I think.
Oh fuck yes

do want now!

It's just so..wow..