MiracleOfSound said:
wierd chugging, farting noises
I loled and choked on my jammy dodger!
With my first 360 the games would often freeze. One day when it made a terrible grinding noise I found a circular scratch around the disc I thought "fuck this" and I rang up MS. It took me 2 calls to get it shipped off.
It came back to me and all was well. Eventually it froze again when I was playing another game and did this once again I think. I called back and they took it away again.
This time I got a new 360 back and it seemed that it was working fine. However, it froze once more when I played a game a few weeks down the line. All problems stopped after the NXE update though.
That's my story.
As for your case I would, if you're young, get your dad or someone to do the talking and get up in their faces about it and demand a replacement and how this kind of performance in unacceptable blah blah blah. I was firm with my calls and they were like "grand so we'll fix it." There are some pricks alright on custcare >:[
EDIT: Your warranty was up? Well sorry chum you have to sort it out yourself it seems.