5 People to take over the world

[UsefulPlayer 1]

I would pick the main characters from the GTA series

From:
GTA 3
GTA: Vice City
GTA: San Andreas
GTA 4
GTA: Chinatown Wars

The world would revel in the gangstaness.

 

[Melancholy_Ocelot]

Strongbad - My puppet Prime Minister
Jesus - Religious control
Ender Wiggin - Military Commander
Batman - Head of Secret Police
The Koolaid Man - Why the hell not?

 

[bodyklok]

5) Kukul: Every team needs a jerk to be hated

I would of thought that Max could perform that role adequately.

Not that I hate him or anything.

I find Max more amusing than mean.
Kukul seems to almost always irk me with his posts.

Well for me it's a close call between the two. While I agree that Max oftem has more inherently humorous posts and of course his famous thread derailment (Which I havn't seen much of recently), I often find a Kukul's post more amusing for their honesty and inherent sarcasm.

 

[Merteg]

1.)Hitler
2.)Stalin
3.)The Devil
4.)Nicol Bolas
5.)Your Mother

Quite a dream team, eh?

 

[More Fun To Compute]

1. SHODAN from System Shock. I will need a good AI with megalomaniac tendencies and loose morals to control all of the people of the world with a silicon fist.
2. Dr. Strangelove from Dr. Strangelove. I need someone human to make tough decisions about annihilating 95% of the human populace.
3. David Lynch the film director. He will create all official propaganda. It doesn't matter if nobody understands his dark surreal films as all dissent will be crushed mercilessly anyway.
4. Captain Jean-Luc Picard from Star Trek. Once humanity has been crushed and re-moulded to my wishes he will be in charge of recreating a society fit to live in.
5. Garcian Smith from Killer7. In case of invisible terrorists.

 

[JanatUrlich]

Spoiler: These two would be enough

Yeah they probably would seeing what they managed to do by themselves.

HITLER, STALIN, COMBINE FORCES TO CREATE HITLIN

Thank god they're both dead.

 

[Mychas]

I'd probably need to win the masses with propaganda and secret op stuff, so how about.

1.Stephen Fry (the LBP guy right?)
2.Solid Snake
3.Altair
4.TF2 spy
5.Austin Powers

 

[devilatwork]

1. Duke Nuckem - He needs a job!
2. Serious Sam - Serious when he wants to!
3. Hitler - Blame it on the Jews!
4. Captain David Anderson (Mass Effect) &
5. Captain James Tiberius Kirk - The Future will kick our A$$E$

 

[L33tsauce_Marty]

1.G-man.

'nuff said.

The thing is, we still don't know if that is a good idea.

 

[hamster mk 4]

1 Bill Gates for money
2 Paul Muad'Dib Atreides for leadership
3 God Emperor of Man Kind for gene seed
4 Leni Riefenstahl for propoganda
5 Ender Wiggan for tactics

 

[ygetoff]

Spoiler: These two would be enough

Wouldn't they end up turning on each other?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

mkay here it goes
1) stewie griffin (He did it once he can do it again)
2) brain (from pinky and the brain)
3) master chief (not a fanboy but he CAN take a couple of bullets to the helmet and not die)
4) deadpool (what explanation do you really need?)
5) megatron (also what more do you need to know?)

the end is near soon will be the reign of [HEADING=1]THE AWSOME 6!! [/HEADING] [sup](I'm encluded too)[/sup]

 

[KickerCutleg]

5 Chuck Norris, one created the world, 5 can rip it to less than shreds

 

[Fox1789]

1.Captain Spalding (from devil's rejects)
2.Vladamir Dracula
3.Mecha-Streisand
4.Zombie George Carlin
5.Bill Cosby

 

[Guitar Gamer]

sorry kicker cutleg the op said no chuck norris aloud

 

[axnxgxixe]

I did this on facebook. I chose Ardeth Bay (the cool Shaman guy from the Mummy), Hugh Jackman, Sean Connery, Harrison Ford, and Tim Gunn.

 

[Unstoppable Wall]

hmmmm
1.Adolph Hitler, the man was a remarkable leader before he went powerdrunk
2.Joseph Stalin, once again a remarkable leader
3.Julius Caeser, military genius, could no doubt adapt
4.The Grim Reaper, ^@%$ everyone else i have freakin death on my side
5.My girlfriend, she's damn smart when it comes to stuff like this

 

[iain62a]

Ok, I guess these threads are always fun to do.

1. Nikola Tesla
2. Sun-Tzu
3. My Cat (If you're going to take over the world, you need a cat to sit on your lap.)
4. Cypher (Warhammer 40k)
5. Gandalf

 

[RebelRising]

For the Earth Council is now in session! All present, please rise:

Bill Maher (for developing sense of humor for the global population and learning not to take everything so seriously)
Jesus Christ (I don't care if he was the Son of God or not, he was the ultimate hippy; plus, he and Bill Maher could balance each other out)
Peter the Great (real spine, real vision, real Russian, he would be the iron fist of the council, and machine of advancement)
Albert Einstein ( to be the voice of scientific reason and logical thinking, just think what he could do with the resources we have nowadays)
Sophocles (to provide the group with counsel in the ways of leadership, citing many profundities for them to work on)

I mean, seriously, who would even dare to challenge these guys?

 

[fangoram]

Kwame

Wheeler

Linka

Gi

and Ma-Ti

I think we all know what we get when we combine these people http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjRlp1wgQWw