"shut the fuck up you" and as the portal closes I would say "twat". I would go back about a year.
5 words to your past self
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Don't. Inquire. About. The. Game.
^^ That way I would never lose the game.
Alternatively.
Bake an apple pie ... ... ... NAO!!!
^^ That way I would never lose the game.
Alternatively.
Bake an apple pie ... ... ... NAO!!!
"Don't buy that Alienware computer!"
I would have saved quite a bit of money if I hadn't been stupid enough to order a computer of Alienware rather than just building one myself. Now I'm stuck with everyone getting i7s when I'm still running a dualcore and I have no money for an upgrade.
I would have saved quite a bit of money if I hadn't been stupid enough to order a computer of Alienware rather than just building one myself. Now I'm stuck with everyone getting i7s when I'm still running a dualcore and I have no money for an upgrade.
Well... Lets see. A good 10 years ago will be fine.
"Talk more you *bleep*'ing idiot!" (The exact nature of the *bleep* will depend on the exact time and place)
Otherwise, 3 years ago.
"Speak, . Now or never." (Sadly, the "to" wouldn't fit after speak. Oh well, it'll get the message across)
"Talk more you *bleep*'ing idiot!" (The exact nature of the *bleep* will depend on the exact time and place)
Otherwise, 3 years ago.
"Speak, . Now or never." (Sadly, the "to" wouldn't fit after speak. Oh well, it'll get the message across)
"Buy the Barracuda, you retard."
Back when I got my license(7 years ago I think?)
For 500 dollars more I could have bought a 67 Plymouth Barracuda fastback and been driving in style.
Instead I went the cheapass route and bought a 77 3/4 ton Ram that I had to stop driving 4 months later because the bench seat fell through the floor one day.
It was a poor choice to say the least.
Back when I got my license(7 years ago I think?)
For 500 dollars more I could have bought a 67 Plymouth Barracuda fastback and been driving in style.
Instead I went the cheapass route and bought a 77 3/4 ton Ram that I had to stop driving 4 months later because the bench seat fell through the floor one day.
It was a poor choice to say the least.
1989, to me at age 11. "Fuck Colleen. Fuck her HARD."
Long story, but I think if I'd not been too scared to lose my virginity to a willing girl at that age, my teen years would've gone better and I'd have been more self-confident.
EDIT: Or maybe given my current circumstances, to 2005: "Don't. She's too young. Don't!"
Long story, but I think if I'd not been too scared to lose my virginity to a willing girl at that age, my teen years would've gone better and I'd have been more self-confident.
Oooh, also a nice one. I could've used this one in 1993. Asking out Athena would've saved my late adolescence (another long story).KazMazter said:
EDIT: Or maybe given my current circumstances, to 2005: "Don't. She's too young. Don't!"