9 Signs He's a Keeper. WTF?

[ae86gamer]

Why would I want my boyfriend calling my mom?

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

So... according to the article, equality is wrong, and the man should be the woman's *****?

 

[ElephantGuts]

Yeah, that's pretty much bullshit. All those "signs" are going to do is set up expectations few existing men can meet, and will just cause heartache as girls dump perfectly good men because they think they need to keep on searching for this article's "keeper".

 

[DarkRyter]

No, you know why people make those?

People like lists. They fucking love 'em.

 

[Xvito]

This is the guy who "goes to a chick flick with you on Friday night rather than an action film -- not because he actually wants to, but because it makes you happy... And because he wants to get in your pants."

I really couldn't resist...

Although, I really can't see what's so weird about any of those... Except the first one...!? I mean, even if your partners a screw-up, I don't think that it should matter, if you like him/her.

You know Ive been in several womens pants and I don't get it. There's no candy. Even in their purses theres only mints. Women are weird.

I take your a pickpocket then...? A pickpocket with thing for candy, that is.

 

[USSR]

Well these are geared towards serious dating couples, not highschool kids. I think the demographic for those are people over 25, hence the "calling your mom" thing. It doesnt matter though every single magazine, dating site, personals page has something like this, each with different "signs".

It's still creepy.

Eh i guess, ive dont most of those for my long term gf's, they seemed to like it. Everyone is different though.

It just sounds creepy that you would tell your GFs mom.

Would you want your GF to find out about your promotion from HER mom?

1st reason I quoted you:
-I agree..
It does seem a bit..creepy

2nd reason I quoted you:
-Your avatar made my jaw drop. That made my day.

 

[DemonI81]

"When it comes to taking the best piece of meat or offering it to you, that's a metaphor for how he'd always put you first the rest of your life," says Rachel Greenwald

Huh? This lady doesn't sound like the sharpest knife in the drawer.

When your guy calls your mom to tell her about your promotion before you do, that should tell you something.

Yes, either that he's plowing your mom or that he's crazy.

In the beginning of your relationship, does your man show an interest in meeting your besties?

Does it count if the reason is because I want a 3-some?

 

[Lexodus]

-snip-
Or those which go "how to tell he's cheating/questioning/perving on your friends/spending too much time with your mother without asking him directly" and then list off probable 'signs'

which basically come down to, "does he like green? If he does, he's going behind your back and having an orgy every night with your best friends, your mum and your brother.

 

[Spinwhiz]

Actually, I think that was the interview I did.

 

[Lexodus]

"When it comes to taking the best piece of meat or offering it to you, that's a metaphor for how he'd always put you first the rest of your life," says Rachel Greenwald

Huh? This lady doesn't sound like the sharpest knife in the drawer.

I know. I usually hide the best piece of meat under the nastiest looking one and snag it when everyone else has taken.

 

[PyroZombie]

People should bunker down and just watch people. once you bunker down, and read people, you can tell who is right for you, but people listen to other people too much and it just becomes muddled into this crap.

 

[Deleted]

Every day I see these bullshit articles I think about how much money I can make writing shit like this to the idiotic masses.

 

[Hulyen]

Wow, this article is crap. Then again, most articles like this are crap. So are chick flicks, for that matter. I tend to not like most stereotypical girl stuff though.

"This is the guy who "goes to a chick flick with you on Friday night rather than an action film -- not because he actually wants to, but because it makes you happy," says Greenwald."

Does it count if I made my bf go to see Watchmen with me even though he didn't like 300? :x

Also, I'd be really freaked out if anyone called my mother to tell her something like a promotion of mine. That's just weird and stalkerish.

 

[Darzen]

wow...those aren't things any guy does.most guys have 3/9 of those

 

[Terramax]

God damn it, yahoo reprints these articles every week

Because they're using them to promote dating sites, books and magazines.

 

[SilentStranger]

Yeeeeaaaah, I'd hope my girlfriend isnt expecting this behavior cause hse wont be getting it