9 Signs He's a Keeper. WTF?
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Sounds like a person who is scary as 'ell.
Some of them might be reasonable,but calling their mom?! what the 'ell man?!
Some of them might be reasonable,but calling their mom?! what the 'ell man?!
Anyone else think that the initial post was about the character from the movie "9" signing "he's a keeper" to someone? I sure did and was very confused by the post until i clicked on the link... Understandably, i was rather put off by the rest of the thread...
#10-Gives you the pants: If a man allows you to keep his balls in your pocket for about 29-30 days out of the month and only handing them back to him on certain days as long as he agrees to call you every 2 hours, not associate with certain friends he has had for years, and always be home at 11 o'clock.
Seriously, out of all of these the only ones I constantly do is the germ one and the remembering little things one. Mostly becaue one is helpful and supportive and the other is just good manners. And I have done the chick flick thing before, all guys have to at some point.
Seriously, out of all of these the only ones I constantly do is the germ one and the remembering little things one. Mostly becaue one is helpful and supportive and the other is just good manners. And I have done the chick flick thing before, all guys have to at some point.
Why is it men always have to make you the best you can be, go do what you want, pick up after your mess, ask how your friends/day were, lick the ground you walk on, wear the gimp sui.. uh yeah. Seriously a relationship takes two and give, give, give does not ever, ever work out its an unreasonable and unrealistic standard seriously who would want to spend the rest of their life with someone who has no ideals or personality like that?
You want someone who does nothing but give hire a butler or get a blowup doll pretty much the same godamned thing.
You want someone who does nothing but give hire a butler or get a blowup doll pretty much the same godamned thing.
Its almost like its saying, "You have to be in a relationship to be a good, happy person."Nmil-ek said:
Fucking bullshit.
Yeh they seem a bit reasonable, but still stupid.
But these three are retarded:
#3. Keeper clue: He's not afraid of your germs.
You know a guy is really into you when he can't stay away, even when you're bedridden and snotty. "When you're sick with the flu, he says, 'Let me come over and take care of you,' rather than, 'Oooh, you sound really contagious... call me when you're feeling better,'" Greenwald says.
Keep your fucking disease away from me.
#5. Keeper clue: He makes time for your friends.
In the beginning of your relationship, does your man show an interest in meeting your besties? And does he follow it up with a plan, like hosting a low-key dinner party? "Friends are an important part of your life, and his knowing them makes him more involved with you." Harrison says. "Plus, he'll have to deal with them at some point, so initiating it himself shows maturity."
My friends are more important than yours, sorry babe.
#8. Keeper clue: He's happy when you're happy.
This is the guy who "goes to a chick flick with you on Friday night rather than an action film -- not because he actually wants to, but because it makes you happy," says Greenwald.
Over my rotting corpse, I will burn in hell before I watch a chick-flik when I have the opportunity to watch an action movie.
But these three are retarded:
#3. Keeper clue: He's not afraid of your germs.
You know a guy is really into you when he can't stay away, even when you're bedridden and snotty. "When you're sick with the flu, he says, 'Let me come over and take care of you,' rather than, 'Oooh, you sound really contagious... call me when you're feeling better,'" Greenwald says.
Keep your fucking disease away from me.
#5. Keeper clue: He makes time for your friends.
In the beginning of your relationship, does your man show an interest in meeting your besties? And does he follow it up with a plan, like hosting a low-key dinner party? "Friends are an important part of your life, and his knowing them makes him more involved with you." Harrison says. "Plus, he'll have to deal with them at some point, so initiating it himself shows maturity."
My friends are more important than yours, sorry babe.
#8. Keeper clue: He's happy when you're happy.
This is the guy who "goes to a chick flick with you on Friday night rather than an action film -- not because he actually wants to, but because it makes you happy," says Greenwald.
Over my rotting corpse, I will burn in hell before I watch a chick-flik when I have the opportunity to watch an action movie.
The only people who have time to make these tips up are people who only ever get fantasy boyfriends. i.e. the uglies that society forgot. Nowadays they just sit around reading children's books, doing sudoku, and making random articles for the local newspaper. I guess they can add this to their resumes.
