90 pregnancies in Memphis high school.

[Hatchet90]

I'm not gonna say anything, because I don't have to.

This commercial conveys all my thoughts, except the fact that the tax payers are the ones that are going to be caring for those stupid kids.

 

[Sneaky-Pie]

It seems that this school is screwed.

 

[Quiet Stranger]

From what I knew in my time at high school, there was only one pregnancy

EDIT: fixed typo

 

[ReservoirAngel]

"They need a class where they can teach the girls before they get pregnant to use protection and stuff," said Sutton. "And don't try to get pregnant."

Hmm...you mean like a class EDUCATING them about SEX!? Yeah, that WOULD be a good idea wouldn't it?

But what on Earth to call it...

 

[McShizzle]

Dang, I went to high school in the wrong place. (sorry, couldn't resist)

 

[bubba145]

My area had this many in two years in the entire county. Good lord.
Give them some condoms. My sex ed was abstinance and condoms if you decide not to wait.

 

[Offworlder_v1legacy]

Don't be a fool, wrap your tool.

I don't get it. If they want to have so much sex why don't they take the very easy, 3 step, 10 second option of wearing a condom. Idiots.

 

[mrblindcat1]

I'm from Memphis this crap isn't amazing.

 

[Offworlder_v1legacy]

I'm not gonna say anything, because I don't have to.

This commercial conveys all my thoughts, except the fact that the tax payers are the ones that are going to be caring for those stupid kids.

That's the best ad.

 

[Shock and Awe]

Well mine has something like ten and no one has said a thing, but I also go to a shitty highschool.

 

[Arawn.Chernobog]

The lovely "miracle" of Condoms doesn't leave you an undereducated, underpaied, low-ambition apathetic excuse of a human being and allows for sexual release.

Consider it over the "lovely miracle" of conception, kids. Sex feels great, better when you can't get a disease or ruin your life with the money/attention/ambition-drainwell that is a child.​

Sex for it's own sake > Sex for the sake of breeding a child when you're not mature enough for it and lack enough disposable income to assure an appropriate upbringing.

I can't say I feel sorry for the girls... at all

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Shit! It's The Memphis Cuckoos! Do they all look the same? Have they made anyone kill themselves? I say we take a leaf out of the Commie's book and nuke them!

 

[natster43]

Wow. It's going to be funny when they all discover how much it sucks to be a parent.

 

[SovietSecrets]

Condoms, pills, anything? I wonder how many of them wound up on Maury trying to figure out who the dad is.

 

[Amy Sorel]

This is terrible.

I do feel a little sorry for the girls. The parents need to buy condoms for the kids, and not a bible. Safe sex is easy.

 

[thethingthatlurks]

I have the sudden urge to go down there, find one of those girls, and just laugh my ass off. In case it isn't obvious, I have no sympathy for those idiots. Want to have sex? Fine, doesn't bother me, but single moms who lack the resources to care for a child are pretty much guaranteed to end up in some sort of criminal enterprise, which tends to bring property values down a bit. So please, think of other people's well being. Oh, and the human species as a whole.

 

[iLikeHippos]

Wow, no one here who feels sorry for the board there?
It's going to take a fuckin' century to clean that ho-reputation off their precious school or something. Propaganda and commercials won't do it!

... Huh? Am I supposed to feel sorry for the teenagers?
Oh, I'm so sorry for misunderstanding...
..
.

 

[RatRace123]

That's really really sad.
In my school there was maybe one girl pregnant in all the years I went there.
So a number like 90 is completely unfathomable to me.

This has to go beyond people not using protection, this is... something like this must be planned.
Is there like a secret slut society in Memphis or something?

 

[feather240]

This is hilarious. ^^