___________ In 30 seconds

[mangus]

Pokemon:

Kid runs away from home with magic pet and competes in a tounament-type battle against the whole nation while thwarting the evil plans of a group of people and battling his rival.

Eh, not as funny as yours.

how 'bout
critical hit, <a href=http://www.vgcats.com/super/?strip_id=22>it's super effective!

 

[roflchopter]

Transformers 2:
Robots, EXPLOSIONS, EXPLOSIONS, EXPLOSIONS, Megan Fox's boobs, EXPLOSIONS, EXPLOSIONS, More Robots, EXPLOSIONS, EXPLOSIONS, The end.

*cough* exxcccuuseeee meeeeee.. but i did infact NOT see megan Fox's boobs.

 

[roflchopter]

Jesus:

Nice Guy.

fact.

 

[Sgtkillalot0]

Borderlands

Blue chick talks to you on bus, kill stuff, find Dr. Zed, who is totally not Dr. Ned in disguise, kill stuff, get a car, kill stuff, find a town, kill stuff, talk to this crazy hot chick, get magic key parts while killing armoured soldiers in the first challenging part of the game, kill aliens, kill giant alien, play DLC, hilarity ensures, greatest DLC ending ever.

Might be 31 seconds. Oh Well.

BTW: What's a tree?

 

[McKay]

Transformers 2:
Robots, EXPLOSIONS, EXPLOSIONS, EXPLOSIONS, Megan Fox's boobs, EXPLOSIONS, EXPLOSIONS, More Robots, EXPLOSIONS, EXPLOSIONS, The end.

shouldn't it just be

Megan Fox's boobs/Megan Fox leaning over shit looking slutty/Megan Fox been all sweaty and sluttym some explosions and robots xHow many miutes that movie goes for.

Taken: Liam Neeson doing pure WIN.

Isn't that every Liam Neeson movie ever made?

OT:
Schindler's List:Liam Neeson dose business.Then saves allot of Jews through his business.
Batman Begins:Liam Neeson kicks Batman's ass.
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace:Liam Neeson is the only likable character.Get's killed of in the middle of it.
Darkman:Liam Neeson dose super heroy things.

Also

Narnia : Liam Neeson is a lion which could be a reference to Jesus, therefor Liam Neeson is Jesus

 

[p3t3r]

this thread

people give short sweet posts descirbing shit, people say put this in the game section.

thats about it

 

[Smack-Ferret]

Prototype: Main character sounds like bag of rocks everybody's cut in half and explodes.

 

[6PrinceofDarkness6]

Call of Duty, Modern warfare 2:

EVERYONE DIES

 

[Mrsoupcup]

Not to be a dick but, shouldn't this go under forum games??

OT: 2012

SHIT GETS BLOWED UP!!!

Ha you saw the Spill.com review to?

 

[Pegghead]

Godzilla film (Take your pick):

Godzilla comes, does some stuff, humans pop up, bad guy comes...preferably Ghidorah, Godzilla gets ass handed to him, Villain reaks havoc, Humans pop up again, Godzilla comes back, shit gets blown up, shit gets blown up, Godzilla uses atomic breath, shit gets blown up, monster is defeated, Godzilla does some kind of random Scottish jig, Humans pop up, Godzilla goes away again.

 

[AdambotLive]

2012 (I know, I be ninja'd)

Goooood. Very goooood.

BAHHD! VERY BAAAHHD!

NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!

*end credits*

If you saw the movie, you'd get it.

You see this plane? IS RUSSIAN!

 

[Kif]

Nuclear power:
A nuclear fission reaction using enriched uranium rods and control rods to control the reaction heats water and turns it into steam, the steam turns a turbine and electricity is made via the magic pixies in the turbine.

 

[Raven's Nest]

Taken: Liam Neeson doing pure WIN.

Isn't that every Liam Neeson movie ever made?

OT:
Schindler's List:Liam Neeson dose business.Then saves allot of Jews through his business.
Batman Begins:Liam Neeson kicks Batman's ass.
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace:Liam Neeson is the only likable character.Get's killed of in the middle of it.
Darkman:Liam Neeson dose super heroy things.

Rob Roy? How can you forget Rob Roy when listing Liam Neeson's awesomeness!?

 

[RanD00M]

Rob Roy? How can you forget Rob Roy when listing Liam Neeson's awesomeness!?

I haven´t seen it.

 

[Erja_Perttu]

Fushigi Yugi (Manga)

"Miaka!" (guy shouts to girlfriend who is in some sort of mortal peril)
"Tamahome!" (girl shouts to boyfriend who usually saves her from peril, someone may die in the process depending if its a tuesday or not)

(repeat for thirty seconds)

 

[Raven's Nest]

Rob Roy? How can you forget Rob Roy when listing Liam Neeson's awesomeness!?

I haven´t seen it.

My God! - *facepalms*

 

[skywalkerlion]

2012 (I know, I be ninja'd)

Goooood. Very goooood.

BAHHD! VERY BAAAHHD!

NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!

*end credits*

If you saw the movie, you'd get it.

You see this plane? IS RUSSIAN!

Haha, that was one of my favorite parts of the movie

By the way, happy Thanksgiving to all.

 

[Eliam_Dar]

ok, I'll give it a try:

Starship troopers:
City Blown up, humans want revenge. Insects kick us then humans trap insect brain.

Kill Bill:
Girl Recovers from coma, walks within an hour, goes ninja on ppl who wounded her

Kill Bill 2:
Flashback to master, we see master teaching girl. Girl keeps killing ppl till she reaches bill and recovers daugther