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[Argtee]

KOTOR II

Great game. The ending sucked.

 

[EeveeElectro]

This'll be hard, but here goes.

Wuthering heights
Lockwood buys house. Old maid tells story of old house. Story of forbidden love is sad. Catherine + Edgar = little Cathy. Little Cathy + Edgar - Catherine = sad family. Heathcliffe + Isabella, Edgar's sister = Linton. Linton + Cathy = incestual marriage. Cathy - Linton = Heafcliffe owning the house. Hindley, Catherines brother, has problems. His son, Haerton <3 Cathy. More insestual marriage. Heafcliffe dies, Catherine comes for him.
The end.

 

[Christemo]

Torchlight: wizard turns evil, tons of monsters in the mines, go kick their butts and collect loot.

 

[RanD00M]

Rob Roy? How can you forget Rob Roy when listing Liam Neeson's awesomeness!?

I haven´t seen it.

My God! - *facepalms*

I am so totally going to check this movie out.Liam Neeson and Jhon Hurt,what more can you ask for?

 

[cartoonlovinaspiekid]

Haruhi Suzimiya:

Some autistic porn star who turns out to be God starts her own club at a school to make Superhero friends and rapes a Red headed lesbian Fem from the future sent to the present (or rather the past) to kill....someone. All through the eyes of her atheist boyfriend.

edit: and her boyfriend's an emo.

 

[Mcupobob]

Okay then.

Half Life.

A scientificaly named game that puts you as the silent protagonist. You get to crow bar the shit out of everything you see and there are no cutscenes.

I think that about does it.

heres the video of half-life one and two in 30 sec.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3bZ_8ylfYo