Guys, you know how it is. You are out and then suddenly you see a fair dame of immense hotness that you would rather like to be balls/elbow deep in by the next sunrise. But intercourse doesn't just happen, it can require some careful social chess before she allows you to satisfy her carnal copulational urges.
You can make this happen a lot quicker if you actually go up and talk to her. Few girls dig the 'stand, stare and hope you have a shy disney prince aura' approach, in fact it makes you look like a ballsack.
But is she is so hot she has probably been wearily swatting aside cumshot proposals from all comers, why would you be different? Because you have armed yourself with a chat up line so pant loosening that your toes will be wet by the end of your next sentence.
So here we congregate to share tips, stories and examples of some of the worlds best chat up lines.
Here are a few to start:
Hey baby.
Chu lookin' for a good time?
Y'know, I'm not like King Henrey VIII. I like to get head, not behead.
Are you an angel? Coz you got great cans.
Y'know, I'm not King Kong. I'm King Dong.
Well, can I drop the pork?
My mother was one of the highest ranking Innuit tribeswomen of the last 30 years. My father was a man roundly respected for his groundbreaking thesis on all manner of nonlinear partial differentials. My brother George makes pianos. Can I show you my cannon?
Y'know. You should come round mine for some Kewl Myah.
You look like one of the Pussycat Dolls, all these other chicks look like the Pussycat Lolz. Saying that, I'd still shag you and your friend.
Your breats + My face = MOTORBOATING!
I'm mega famous. When you share my bed, you share my fame.
I'm pretty damn big in Lithuania, seriously. It's actually a crime to mention my name there if you aren't a priest. Yeah. So...
You're on my mind, can I get in yours? Yes I am asking for a blowjob.
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Feel free to add any that aren't utter turd.
You can make this happen a lot quicker if you actually go up and talk to her. Few girls dig the 'stand, stare and hope you have a shy disney prince aura' approach, in fact it makes you look like a ballsack.
But is she is so hot she has probably been wearily swatting aside cumshot proposals from all comers, why would you be different? Because you have armed yourself with a chat up line so pant loosening that your toes will be wet by the end of your next sentence.
So here we congregate to share tips, stories and examples of some of the worlds best chat up lines.
Here are a few to start:
Hey baby.
Chu lookin' for a good time?
Y'know, I'm not like King Henrey VIII. I like to get head, not behead.
Are you an angel? Coz you got great cans.
Y'know, I'm not King Kong. I'm King Dong.
Well, can I drop the pork?
My mother was one of the highest ranking Innuit tribeswomen of the last 30 years. My father was a man roundly respected for his groundbreaking thesis on all manner of nonlinear partial differentials. My brother George makes pianos. Can I show you my cannon?
Y'know. You should come round mine for some Kewl Myah.
You look like one of the Pussycat Dolls, all these other chicks look like the Pussycat Lolz. Saying that, I'd still shag you and your friend.
Your breats + My face = MOTORBOATING!
I'm mega famous. When you share my bed, you share my fame.
I'm pretty damn big in Lithuania, seriously. It's actually a crime to mention my name there if you aren't a priest. Yeah. So...
You're on my mind, can I get in yours? Yes I am asking for a blowjob.
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Feel free to add any that aren't utter turd.
