A Collection Of The Worlds Best Chat Up Lines

[bjj hero]

A little off topic but this real cocky ***** was telling my friend he wanted her but wouldnt admit it.

His response?

"Not if we were the last two people on earth"

She asked why and he added

"Because you still wouldnt stay faithful you slag"

I cried laughing, she slapped him and cried.

 

[Ryuzix]

A little off topic but this real cocky ***** was telling my friend he wanted her but wouldnt admit it.

His response?

"Not if we were the last two people on earth"

She asked why and he added

"Because you still wouldnt stay faithful you slag"

I cried laughing, she slapped him and cried.

LOL, that's epic win!
Now considering how bad these ones are, I'll put in a real one.
*Give rose to girl* I wanted to show this rose how beautiful you are.

 

[R4GNOR0K]

Being the my last name is Ferris, my pick up line is "Wanna a ride on the Ferris wheel"

 

[AndyVale]

Being the my last name is Ferris, my pick up line is "Wanna a ride on the Ferris wheel"

There is a 'day off' line to be made, but I'm not on form today and can't think of one.

 

[AndyVale]

"I think i'm gay, wanna prove me wrong?"

Effectively that happens in Boat Trip. I now want to cry because I just revealed that I have seen that film.

I was drawn in by a chick riding on a huge banana in the advert (I was 14, guilty as charged.) Got in there and it was the most homo-erotic film I have seen in my life, nothing wrong with that if it's what you like but if I'd known it was a film of man thongs I would've spent the £5 on pizza. Hardly any women at all actually. I could deal with all of the if it was remotely funny and it wasn't (with the exception of Roger Moore's line "I'm what you Americans might call a bad mother fucker.")

There were three people in the cinema. Me, my friend and an old guy. I swear the old guy pulled his trousers up at the end.

Chat up lines. erm.

"Hey babe, Boat Trip would've been better if it had you in."

That will have to do.

 

[Sparrow]

"Are you hot?"
"No, why?"
"Cus' I want to mount you."

SHUDDUP IT WORKED ONCE

 

[Chester41585]

"You must be a demolitions expert because you just triggered an explosion in my pants."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4&feature=PlayList&p=5A9C50B207ADC1E0&index=0&playnext=1

 

[144_v1legacy]

Honestly, pick-up lines are irrelevant. It's easy to judge what a girl wants to hear just by looking at her (i.e. blondes respond differently than Asians), but what it really comes down to is how handsome YOU are, and if you can make her laugh at least twice in a given thirty second period.