A Collection Of The Worlds Best Chat Up Lines

[Reaperman Wompa]

"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past a few more times?"

"Excuse me, I need directions...to your heart"

These might work, depending on how you use them.

Edit: Thank god for youtube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tXtc0mEgcs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vC4QK0bLx44

 

[TheDustyBanana]

"So you're hot, I'm shallow. Let's do this."

That's all I got.

EDIT: Also, "Wanna know how I got these scars?"

 

[Simriel]

Chat up lines are for only the most unimaginative, soulless, dull bastards on this planet. Pitiful, just pitiful.

AH but then you have the ultimate one that almost always works 'Cheesy Obnoxious overconfident pick up line. Yeah I'm not idiot enough to try those'

 

[Simriel]

I like the one:
"GIANT POLAR BEAR!!!"
"What!?"
"Just needed something to break the ice".

Haha, that is fucking brilliant! I have to use that sometime!

I too shall use that...

 

[Aschenkatza]

My fav pick up lines and responses =P
'If I could hold a star every time you made me smile I would have the entire night sky in the palm of my hand.'

'I hope the stars explode and you die.'
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'If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.'

'If you stood in front of a mirror, it would break.'
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'If you were my sister, incest would be cool.'

'...'

 

[Hurray Forums]

One my friend used that is amusing if nothing else.

Friend : *runs up in a panic to girl* Oh my god the most beautiful girl I have ever seen is in here, quick I need a pick up line to start a conversation with her!

Girl : Uhhh, how about *generic pick up line I can't remember*?

Friend : *repeats generic pick up line to girl*.

 

[Bob_Bobbington]

My physics teacher seems to come up with a pickup line for every concept we do. Our class is going to make a book so I'll put that up when it's done. There have been some epic ones though.

 

[zauxz]

theese are perfect, if you want to get a total whore.

 

[tk1989]

theese are perfect, if you want to get a total whore.

Who doesn't every once in a while? haha

 

[AndyVale]

theese are perfect, if you want to get a total whore.

You say whore, I say Falopianally Liberated And Promiscuous Sista or FLAPS for short.

I enjoy responses too, simple example

"Haven't I seen you somewhere before?"
"Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Your creative boundaries have just doubled.

 

[AdmiralWolverineLightningbolt]

this is the funniest topic ive read in a long, long while

how about
"hey, does this chlorophorm smell like towel to you?"

"What winks and makes love like a panther?"
"What?"
*wink*

"I think i'm gay, wanna prove me wrong?"

"I don't normally date models, but ok, here's my number..."

"Hey, if I kiss you, will I get slapped?"

"Are you Pentacostal? Cause I'd love to speak in tongues with you."

 

[AndyVale]

I've just been reminded of the old Bruce Springteen line

"...you ain't a beauty but hey you're alright."

I love that song so much that I have a road nearby that I have nicknamed 'Thunder Road' due to the number of times I listen to it while driving down it just for thrills. The road is actually called A31 Farnham Road, but when Mary's dress is swaying I care for nothing but the vision dancing across the porch as Roy Orbison sings for the lonely.

 

[AndyVale]

I really don't like the assumption that because a girl sleeps with a guy in a bar then she must be a slut. It's 2009, a woman can sleep with someone before marriage, courtship and a dozen red roses if she chooses. She's just fulfilling a basic biological desire, heaven forbid the wench enjoys herself.

 

[Sethzard]

Your face is like a nuclear explosion
hot and quite noticiable

 

[Booze Zombie]

"You look electric, want to jump-start me?"

"All that alcohol's going to turn your smoking hotness into a raging inferno."

"I've drunk more than a fish, my eyesight could be described as somewhere between none and the negative zone and I can still appreciate your magnificent body."

"I don't think you're just your tits, but they are a lovely part of you."

 

[Iskenator67]

You don't need pick-up line's to get a girl. All you need is a phone number and $1200. They will leave in the mourning, they don't ask any questions, you don't have to see them again, and they will do whatever you want for a modest fee. The perfect woman.

 

[Johnnyallstar]

Hey baby. I'm working at the hardware store, and for you I've got a good hammer, hard nails, and a really great screw.